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// Bonus Chapter: Literal Version 
// Story: Letters From Across The Disgruntled Multiverse 
// by MixMassBasher 
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Dear Princess Celestia,

I write a friendship letter that makes me sound bitchy but is entertaining to readers.

-Twilight

P.S. [Insert Punchline Here]








Dear Twilight,

I write a response that is funny to readers as it's a parody of Trollestia.

-Princess Celestia 

P.S. Check out my responses here









I break the 4th wall all the time cause I'm the comic relief.

-Pinkie

P.S. Hi Bronies and Pegasisters!!!









I'm the fan-favorite cause I'm Q in a nutshell. However, I'm not the most basic of jokes.

-Discord








Dear Discord,

Yes. You are.

-Maud









I'm 20% cooler, I'm awesome as I wannna be and I always dress in style.

-Rainbow Dash









Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples, Apples...

-Applejack









I... The Great and Powerful Trixie... got tricks up my sleeve!!!

-Trixie









Cutie Mark Crusaders [Insert Name of Task] YAY!









I'm life's punching bag.

Somepony kill me please...

-Spike









I am hated by almost everyone in the brony fandom. 

Somepony kill me please...

-Flash Sentry








[Insert Name of MLP Character Here]

[Add Quick and Hilarious Letter Response Here]

[Insert Name of Character from other Social Media Here]