651242
Yep...
You will never be able to masturbate the same way ever again

Same with me...

651254 Pfft! I am immortal, I have no needs for that.
I can also regenerate at will, and will be fine in a day.

Also, you can't scare me…

651273
Well I don't need that to! I'M A MACHINE!!!!

And you think that I can't scare you?

Well...

Don't fail the flight test...

You good for nothing piece of shit that plagues are nation...

651324 *sigh* Pointless to try and talk sense into this nutjob
*transforms into Shadow XenoJohn*

651388
So...You've meet Shadow XenoJohn A.K.A My dark side and my insanity

It's been long since I've seen him...

We've been through a lot...He even enjoyed slaughtering those failures that plague our great nation...

So what you plain to do as him?

651470 Wait, so do you accept him as yourself?

651480
Yes I do...

He helps me keep my insanity...
He is even like a second personality to me...
He is a great personality to me

He even helps making ponies dreams turn into their personal hell when they sleep...They will have a personal hell in their dreams forever until death...

He helps with a lot of things in the Rainbow Factory
That's why he is respected for a reason...He is feared for a reason in there...

Just like the Pegasus Device and I...

651516 Dammit, I can't go all Midnight Channel on you.

Pfft, Pegasus Device, Shmegasus Device.

651547
Oh it makes me laugh when people question his power
If you had his power...
If you had his beautiful insanity...

You would know what it feels like...

To be god...

And I know what it feels like to be god...

651574 I don't question his power. His power is puny compared to me anyway…

And what point is there… to being sane…
Kehehehe…
…Hehehehehe…
…HAHAHAheehee…
……
……
…Attack me with all you got…

651669
You do...

You have never felt his insanity...
or his power

But how beautiful his insanity is...
It can even make a god take shame on the damnation of sanity and turn to the holiness of insanity...

You have never felt anything like it...

Even what he does every day in the Rainbow Factory is so evil yet it is the right thing to do...

The failures that plague are nation...They will bring it to its knees if they ever escape and tell what the saw...

The failures will bring all pegasi to its knees...He showed us with his beautiful insanity...
You have never seen anything like it...

Even though it is so evil and so unholy...

Someone's gotta do it...

651705 Yeah… Keep tellin' yourself that.
I have as much insanity that I need, thank you very much.
As a matter of fact, I have no definite requirement for how insane I want to be.

And you're right, I don't know his power. His ridiculous and cliched power.
Rainbow Factory? Please. Give me something better than that failure of a gore machine.

651717
FAILURE OF A GORE MACHINE!?!?!?!

HE FUCKING KILLED HALF OF THE POPULATION OF MANEHATTEN JUST IN 3 DAYS NONE STOP SLAUGHTERING!!!

This happened when we let him lose

HE DIDN'T EVEN STOP FOR NOTHING NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND!!!!
AFTER THAT WE HAD ENOUGH RAINBOWS TO LAST FOR 3 YEARS!!!

then came 3 years of no slaughtering failures and letting them live

even though the rainbow factory seems old...

Him and I were tired of that placed called equestrias biggest slaughter house...
wasn't even CLOSE to being a slaughter house!

That's why we decided to burn the place...
We made that place a personal hell for everypony in there even Rainbow Dash

You might think what I'm talking about is pointless...

But...

You will learn to know how much he suffers trying to make our nation pure...

If you only knew the pain he goes through

You might think this is a waste of time but...

If you only knew...

651808 Yes, a failure…
…Maybe you could learn a lesson from a true madman.

One good example is a man name…
……
…Kefka Palazzo…

651819
STOP DOING THIS TO HIM!!!!
HE TRIES TO RID OUR NATION FROM THOSE GOD-FORSAKEN FAILURES!!!!

AND YET YOU TAUNT HIM!!! SAYING THAT HE ISN'T A MAD MAN!! AND HE AS WEAK AS THE FAILURES!!
HE HAS GIVEN UP HIS SANITY AND HIS FREE WILL TO MAKE OUR NATION PURE!!!!

BUT YOU KEEP ON DISHONORING HIM!!!

Just stop both of us...
Lets just act like gentlemen and leave it at that...
Agreed?

651859 I shall agree to disagree…
…Kehehehe…

651873
You sadistic little fuck...

651881 Moi?
Language, sir… Heheheh…

651896
I shall feast off your organs and eat your piece of shit that you call a soul then turn your pathetic corpse into a rainbow you cocky little shit

651914 Oh dear, it appears that someone is not satisfied…
…Whatever shall I do~?
……
…HAHAHA!