So I'm sitting here on election night with this now nearly depleted bottle of Jack Daniels, wondering what the fuck is wrong with my country (yeah, not hard to guess my political persuasion). Just thought I'd mention that I'll do my best not to put a fucking bullet through my head, if for no other reason than that I'd like to actually finish Heart of Loyalty one day, and I consider it quite rude when authors up and die in the middle of incomplete projects. Still, fuck you America. Just...fuck

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I'm bored, tired from workout and it's raining a lot, so...

Do it, bitch.

People are still adding my really fucked up janky-ass little meta-jokes-and-selfinsert story
People are still READING it

Jeysis

I dont know what's more astounding
That, or the fact that I'm back here in the first place, seriously contemplating trying to write something ever again

Seeking Dusk/Greycait, my co-conspirator on this endeavor of horse words, got a commission of Stripey Horse and Dirty WoofWoof

And im remarkably okay with it since its kinda true

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Excuse me while I go into my screaming corner...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!!!! IF THIS IS REAL, I'M GOING TO SCREAM LIKE A BABY!!!!! IF THIS IS FAKE, I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE AT GAMEFREAK!!!!!!!

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today ive seen another writer lost in this community...... i really liked a certain fic that he made, but thats not my point in writing this blog, this is to set some awareness to other people about being pricks and the stupidity of it.

dont shit talk other writers coz they suck at writing if you cant really help criticizing their works atleast make it constructive not abrasive and offensive.

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First off, let me just say that this weekend we (my brother, his wife, my 2 year old nephew, and myself) have moved from our admittedly small as goddamn hell 2 bedroom apartment to a much bigger 3 bedroom in the same complex. on Saturday, I spent till like 3 in the afternoon moving the boxes of crap into the new apartment before having to head off to work.

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I have such a big stupid grin on my face right now

And im impressed in one aspect. It took 10 mintues for there to be porn

Guess what bluey just murdered

I bought dark souls 3 but i gotta go work for 12 hours in a hour... yay

its just so.... heretical

I'm not dead. Just currently working myself into Oblivion to pay for going to bronycon at the end of july

Ooohhh, and I totally ship gallus and sandbar ^^'

So hey.

Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.

Ugh...

Thank you.

I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.

Thanks.

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One thing I do on Twitter from time to time is tweet out random nonsense in Starfire-speak, with the hashtag #ShitStarfireSays. I'm pretty much the only person who ever uses this hashtag (at least, since 2013 or so), so searching it on Twitter will mostly find a bunch of tweets from me.

Why do I do this? Boredom.

Below is a collection of all of my #ShitStarfireSays tweets, grouped by category.

Why am I posting this blog? To distract myself from the 100 degree heat.

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(Just younger, green eyes and no mark and you got the zebra )
Thank all of you guys for faving or at least showing some manner of intrest in Dog and Zebra Show

All i will say is to expect nightmares, bad attempts at rhyming, horrible improvising, beginnings of Dendrophobia, and a blind as hell zebra next chapter

I gotta spend time with family

"Well it's 12 Am time to start fucking shit up." Done did say me. " Okay so on my list of shit to Fuck up is... rocks, gravity, stairs, you, some more gravity, physics, the laws of space and time, clouds, clowns, deathclaws, anything that's not a cazadore, the dead, death himself, the grim reaper, All the readers, angels, demons, gods, devils, ghosts, phantoms... wow how will I ever decide maybe I should ask the comments section... what do you think comments section?