Just started a new story featuring the CMC of the Equestria Girls series, troubles and tragedies of the Apple Family.

I'm a person of repetitive writing, so may need help to give stories a bit more flavorful text to really make the stories feel alive and real.

The chapters itself may take up a few weeks to get out because there's a lot I want to cover, also to edit through, and even make sure the story continues it's flow.

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Yes, my story has returned to this platform forevermore.

Thank you, and have a good day!

During which I'll talk about common misconceptions about Rainbow as a character and how smart she is.

After the break, because I have a feeling it's going to go long.

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The Supreme Court decided to say fk you to all the gay marriage bans and made it legal nationwide

I'm not gay myself but I've always been more center in my political beliefs with mostly everything besides gay marriage and pot being in the typical clichè southerner attitude but all I got to say about this is.... ABOUT FKING TIME!

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Well, with my stories all languishing unread and unknown on my website here for the past 3 months, let me regale you now, with the tale of the most unpublishable story I've ever written, the story that I was working on just now, instead of Bloom Filter, and I don't know why.

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This is something I've wanted to cover for a little while now, but never really found the chance to. Well, now that I have ass-loads of free time on my hands, I'd say there's no better time than now, right? But before we go over this, I want to make something very clear. See that title up there? That's a semi-lie.

I don't hate Mega Evolution.

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IN WHICH I'M STILL SICK

As you might have guessed from the header, I still feel like crap. It could be strepthroat or just a basic crud bug. Given that I've got sinus issues too, it's probably not strep. I've been lethargic all week, which is unfortunate because this is probably the one week I can't afford to be out of commission. Yet I am. And I feel like I'm letting everyone IRL down. Well, more likely it's next week where I really can't be out of it.

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It's been another long and crazy year huh? Lots of bad stuff happening in the world, a few good things too. I'm kind of just glad that gas is cheaper, even if it isn't snowing and probably not likely to this year. (Believe it or not where I live White Christmas's have always been rare and were only a thing very recently. Thanks Climate Change!)

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I just wanted to play a simple fking game of goddamn Warframe with one of my friends on the site. The first time in the last 4 fking years ill have played a goddamn game with any of my fucking friends IRL or here on the site. And the two of spent nearly a half hour trying to get the fucking game to work and it wouldnt fking work

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This blog isn't meant to be some kind of insightful message from a wise sage, it's just a message that hopefully clarifies a few things.

That's something I feel I need to say in anticipation of certain people on the internet.

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Ahoy ahoy! Time to ramble!

Let's start the year off with an update on my post-hurricane situation; power came back to my neighborhood in December! After more than two months of darkness and ridiculous data bills, I finally have power and internet again! Mind you, that doesn't mean that it's come back everywhere yet (some places are still completely forgotten and untouched, even now in January), but I'm at least doing quite a bit better than many others.

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Annoying pot smokers. And when I say that, I'm referring to a very particular type of pot smoker -- the obsessive kind of pot smoker.

At the college I go to, there's a small but (very) vocal weed scene. Now, the way I usually figure it is that your high is none of my business -- whether it be from booze or drugs, I don't care as long as you do it responsibly. But these guys? They make it your business. Do you know why?

THEY. NEVER. SHUT. UP.

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IN WHICH THE INSANITY DEEPENS

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Now, I've been on this website for a long time. When you experience a lot of one thing, you notice patterns.

So, what did I notice? There is almost always at least one clopfic on heat (no joke intended).

Before I say anything against the "stories" that are clopfics, please note that I am not attacking you if you like or have made clopfics before. This is simply an anger with the system and the popularity of it.

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Okay, I've watched New Game before and have always liked it, but I just watched the episode where Aoba is thinking about all the hard work and blood, sweat and tears she put into her game and she starts to cry. It seems whenever I watch an anime, I do this same thing, but its with any anime. I think about all the hard work and time and emotion that the characters put into what they're doing, and I admit, I'll get a little emotional. Is this normal?

Tomorrow, a glorious era ends: the free online and, with it, everything that it had: the virtual console, the retrocompatibility, the power to say that the games we bought were ours. Nintendo, I love you, but you fucked up this time... however, we also fucked up before.

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So I was walking my dog in the fields earlier this morning, and I noticed a few stupid little boys whispering and sniggering and POINTING at me, and then I heard one of them shout, "Why are you wearing a my little pony shirt!"

I didn't respond, I just ignored them and carried on walking my dog. Once I had walked around the whole field I saw those same boys again and they once again looked at my clothing and laughed to each other.

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IN WHICH WHAT IS SLEEP

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Ok, I have been getting a few reviews and PMs from people on a few sites, so I'm just posting this to every site that has this story because I'm so tired of getting messages of this nature. If you haven't done this, please skip to the last paragraph.

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WARNING: RANT INBOUND. GRAB A BEVERAGE NOW.

Today at work I was balancing a tire and noticed that our tire supplies guy (who I happen to think is useless, by the way) had left us a box of lead wheel weights, when we only use steel and zinc. I mentioned this, and my brilliant manager started going off about how there's nothing wrong with lead wheel weights. (As an aside, I'm sure I ate lots of tasty paint chips as a child and I turned out pancakes.)

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