Why didn’t I just stop reading? Oh, right, because I’m a glutton for punishment.

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That describes most of the book. Most of the series, actually.

Aro and Caius, another one of the Volturi, discuss Nessie, and Bella overhears. Aro is adamant that Nessie isn’t an immortal child and the Cullens don’t deserve to die for that. Then Caius brings up the werewolves:

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More and more vamps start hanging out at the Cullens’. Naturally, they need to hunt humans. Jacob’s miffed at the killing, but he shuts up for Nessie’s sake. In the space of three sentences. Really:

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Before Charlie leaves, he and Bella briefly talk about how much to tell Renee. They decide no more than is necessary; Charlie says he’ll think of something. He asks to hold Nessie for a moment, and… Ugh, this is creepy:

I could see it in his face — I could watch it growing there. (I know, you just said it.) Charlie was just as helpless against her magic as the rest of us. Two seconds in his arms, and already she owned him.

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Edward keeps Bella busy on the island for days, with things like snorkeling and hiking and birdwatching, and she’s tired a lot. One night, Bella suggests waiting a little more for her to be turned; she wants to try out Dartmouth a bit, stay human for longer than she’d expected. Why? So she and Edward can bang some more. Hate hate hate.

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Some authors just don’t grasp the concept of “unedited”.

It’s morning. Jacob and Seth have been patrolling off and on throughout the night, one of them sleeping while the other runs. Jacob’s wrenched from his fitful sleep by Seth’s howling; Leah’s also joined their pack. For some reason, Jacob and Seth both act like this is a bad thing.

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We don’t get to see Bella and Jacob throw down, which might’ve been impressive. We don’t even get to see them get pulled apart. We cut to after the incident, where Edward and Seth have already intervened and stopped Bella, although Bella broke Seth’s arm. Edward praises her for keeping control over herself for as long as she did. Shut up with the amazing control part. I don’t care if it’s true, I’m tired of hearing it. Bella tries to calm herself down from her spat by thinking over some

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Been a while since we’ve seen one of these posts! In fact, this is only the second one.

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Hey guys, It's me. Yeah I know, I haven't really been posting anything new recently, or really posting anything really. That's for a few reasons, so I'll just go through them one at a time.

The first reason is obviously the year in general and more specifically Covid. It's taken a lot of time away from my hands and made it much more difficult.

The second one is applying and searching for college, which I will be attending next year, so that's also taken time out of my schedule.

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Bella’s and Edward’s honeymoon takes them to Brazil; specifically, Rio de Janeiro. They head to the ocean docks on the western edge of the city. The ocean on the western edge of a city in Brazil. Really:

The taxi continued through the swarming crowds until they thinned somewhat, and we appeared to be nearing the extreme western edge of the city, heading into the ocean.

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Some of the Pony items I have up. I accept offers on all of them, and if you want to negotiate here, I can alter the listing or even make separate listings with items all bundled together especially for individual buyers. I'll have even more stuff in time... but honestly, I have a FULLY PACKED ENTIRE ROOM OF ITEMS of everything on the planet jumbled together from my own collection, my parents' things that we're going through, and TWO grandparents' houses. Close to a THOUSAND things in total

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You know, I really wish we could give antifa the fascism they crave so much within the US. Giving blm the oppression they crave would be awesome as well.

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I was only out to buy some simple things today. I had some change left and I went to a nearby park to give it to a homeless person. I couldn't find one and went back to the train station and mall where I started. A man was standing there in front of the entrance, with heavy luggage, a huge backpack and a big suitcase. He asked me for change and said he has no place to sleep. I was unsure about giving him the change at first, because I thought he's a stranded tourist or traveller (which didn't

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So many blogs posts on here seem to be about people whining about something in their life, seriously, so many depressed low self esteem people here! Eat more broccoli!

Spoilers follow! A lot. Like, don't even look if you care about the episode and haven't watched it.

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...is in its 3rd re-write. I just can't make my mind up on this damn thing.
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SHORT!
This was supposed to take, like, a week at most to write.

Whatever. I guess the final product will be better this way.
I do apologize for the wait... as I always do. Have no fear, though, for this epilogue shall certainly be finished by time November rolls about.

Bella, Alice, and Jasper head the airport to meet with the rest of the Cullens. Bella keeps going on about how difficult it’ll be to lose them, and I’m still wondering why she doesn’t tell them what’s up (especially since Alice has just had a vision that Bella doesn’t know the contents of but she guesses is showing her meeting James). However, she has a spot of luck: she knows the airport terminal better than any of the Cullens. Before Edward’s plane arrives, she goes to a bathroom with two

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SLAMS DOOR DOWN

yo ive been doing a lot of blogposts lately probably because i'm trying to work on being more positive and also because i had therapy yesterday and my therapist BRUTALLY CALLED ME OUT on so many bad attitudes I was having and it was intense but today i feel GREAT (also because I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow and will probably stalk all the Donalds I see)

BUT ANYWAY

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