Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Horses' Collars".
Here's the rundown of it:
Celestia: "Sister, come quickly! We had important political matters to attend to. I need you to back me up on several points, and us together would show the strength and bonds of the royal family!"
Luna: "So sorry, Celestia, I've got a full night of fucking with some children's dreams. Go get Cadance to do it, or something, I'm sure she's dying for some attention."
Argh. This ridiculous Canada gambit has me completely flummoxed for how to approach the season, review-wise, nevermind making it considerably less fun to watch. :| So just, fucking, I don't know. I forgot to do this yesterday, have both episodes, who cares. D:
Seriously, what is up with all the punny titles? I know bad horse puns have been a staple of the show since the first episode, but really.
So, in an effort to get rid of a bad cough, I took some prescription cough syrup. Bad idea; after coming home from work after less than an hour because I threw up, I have spent all morning in bed. But I crawled out to watch pony.
So this episode is far more interesting and entertaining than the movie. Though as a friend pointed out that's true of most episodes in this show.
Sadly, I think so.
Much as I complain about extra showings in the middle of the week, not having to sit down and watch an episode last Saturday was actually really nice. Mostly because I had things to do. And I have nothing to do today! >:V Gotta get back to those second-look blogs at some point...
EQD doesn't know if they're the new series, but regardless, Imma watchem because post-publication depression is hitting me hard and why is that even a thing D:
If nothing else, they have a new intro theme, which actually makes me sad, because I liked the old one. :(
Yeah, I literally just tried to call it "Spring Breakers" we've already used that pun okay
Fuck it, I'm loveblogging because I don't give a shit. :V And I'll probably forget everything I want to say by the end if I don't.
Twilight is about to go full bookhorse. You never go full bookhorse!
Happy Halloween, my friends.
This is your not-so-scary and friendly-as-always film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
And today, to celebrate the Spookiest time of the year, I'm gonna be giving you all the final installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series for this year, and my fifth episode review, by analyzing one of the world's most beloved classics: "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown".
While I can't fault Cloris Leachman's performance, the witches were kind of 'eh' as villains go. The Smooze song is so goofy, I love it, it's to die for, but then the Flutterponies come in outta nowhere, and…
What's that? You say there's a new My Little Pony movie?
What's that? You say this joke doesn't work because I've posted like three blogs about the movie already? Well screw you, Mr. Comedy Police, that's what I say. :V
Well, I asked about blogs, but only one way to tell for sure. And I'll start by reposting some stuff I've said in somewhat obscure places. Here's some things I wrote about Season 1 last year - 2 and 3 to follow!
Okay then, Season 1! Before we get started, a few ground rules.
Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?
This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.
Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Healthy, Wealthy, and Dumb".
Here's the rundown of it:
I want to start by apologizing, I've been a dick to everyone on this site and I want to apologize to the people of fimfiction for how I've acted..
Hello, Everybrony!
I made a promise to you all that I would only review episodes I deemed worthy so I could focus on my stories. The story I’ve been preparing for you is still being edited, and I know the little ditty I posted on a whim is not what you’re looking for from me. I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help but review this episode!
Part 1: Plot
Soarin': Where were you at midnight?
Rainbow Dash: I was asleep! I was having this totally awesome dream! You were in it.... and Spitfire... and Fleetfoot... and Rarity...
[Wonderbolts exchange nervous glances]
Rainbow: And Windrider.. and Celestia... and Luna... and Sweetie Belle...
Soarin': Uh...
Rainbow: [drools slightly] I-I'm gonna go use the bathroom for a few hours...
Sassy: If we have a FAMOUS pony showcasing the dresses, it'll be a hit! That's why I've chosen Twilight to be the model for the grand opening!
Rainbow: Hey, wait! We've all saved Equestria like, five times! We're all pretty famous.
Sassy: Yes, but you're not Princesses; The elite of Canterlot could care less about filthy commoners who've just happened to be next to Twilight Sparkle when she's defeated Equestria's enemies.
Screw waiting a week, I'm Canadian and I want more pony nao!
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