TALKIN' JOHN BIRCH PARANOID BLUES
by Bob Dylan
2016 Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!

Well, I was feelin’ sad and feelin’ blue
I didn’t know what in the world I wus gonna do
Them Communists they wus comin’ around
They wus in the air
They wus on the ground
They wouldn’t gimme no peace . . .

So I run down most hurriedly
And joined up with the John Birch Society
I got me a secret membership card
And started off a-walkin’ down the road
Yee-hoo, I’m a real John Bircher now!

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New chapters, new stories, and the return of a little project I started two years ago on Halloween (that I honestly should have gotten back to LAST year)

Hopefully, my lazy ass doesn't decide to piss it away these upcoming weeks, but with the long weekend coming up, I really have no excuse.

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Well hello again. Been a while though not to the extent where I just skipped the entirety of February in terms of saying hello.

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Hello, I am here with some VERY important information for you. I am no longer leaving FimFiction and I have many more ideas on the way after the Alien Twilight Series is over. Speaking of the Alien Twilight Series, I really would like to know ... what are your thoughts on this series? With it finally coming to an end I am curious to how you feel about my Universe I have created.

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IN WHICH I BRIEFLY RESURFACE
Good morning. Today's MV is the newest song from Ladybaby. Please enjoy, for it is awesome.

Okay, so… I guess I have news or something to talk about, past the jump if you'll join me…

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He guys, just want to say really quickly that the Halloween special is finally up

It's located in the Alternate Universal magic in case any of you didn't know by now...

And just in case anyone here doesn't get it yet...I'll leave this here link to it....

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Got an email in my spam folder saying that one of my old passwords was harvested from an "adult videos" website, along with supposed webcam footage of me watching said adult videos.

Well, mister "Pay me $1000 in bitcoin", I know exactly what's going on.

1. That password was part of the 2019 GameSalad database breach, which leaked the emails and passwords of basically everyone who used the site.
2. I stopped using that password ages ago.

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Don't worry, I haven't forgotten anyone! I don't think, anyway. Less pictures now that I have to use my phone for internet.

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IT HURTS TO WRITE IT!!!

I JUST WANT TO MAKE A FUNNY EVERY HALF A SENTENCE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

The new Zelda games have given me great enjoyment, and a wistful longing for more which is familiar to many in the MLP community. The Rito in particular have my interest, being in my opinion the best constructed of the races with sadly the least overall screen time. This happy union of heart and mind lured me to write a brief (2k word) fanfic interpretation of the events of Breath of the Wild from Teba's perspective, which I have attached under the page break for anyone interested. It includes

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The books have arrived more quickly than expected! I'll be shipping them out Monday.

Apropos of nothing, Pinkie's scrapbook is... interesting.

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Anoughter feature, WHOO!
This brings my feature total to two which is insane when you remember I started writing these things to stop being terrible at writing. Don't believe me? See how long you can last reading my first three fics and then tell me I wasn't terrible.

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This story started with a dream I had, oh... some three years ago now, I do believe. I just remember something about wandering through a neighborhood and making my way to the shore of a huge lake, and staring across it at the lights of another city on the other side.

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Three hundred. Spartans.

As good a time as any to wax poetic about the future.

More below the awesome song.

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I just did a rough skeach of my new artwork assignment. I can't show it because it's also gonna be an anniversary present for my boyfriend.... Oops... DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!! I'M NOT GIVING HIM A DRAWING!!!! WHAT DRAWING?!?! ..... Nailed it.

Also Happy Turkey Day!!

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We all know Comic Con is going on there on San Diego and crazy news are happening! First of all the BEST:

Called it mother buckers! I SAID IT! And I'm sooooo happy and excited! Fuck this season finale will be EPIC. But now *cough* lemme stop fangirling and pass the other important news from there:

Tomorrow's episode starts with Rainbow Power and Luna going Nightmare Moon Mode

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So essays are fun, right?

Yeah, that's my excuse for being quiet lately. Working hard (and making some risky gambles) on my essays has paid off, thankfully, but it has meant the writing front has slowed somewhat. I am trying to finish the next Symphony chapter, hopefully before next month because that's exam and there's no way I'm getting anything productive done during that time. Including revision... haha...

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