Like two days ago, I clocked in at 10:50 P.m. (the time I'm supposed to be there by) and I get some whole spiel with a few other people from the Department Manager about how being late is bad and youll miss the team lead meeting which is at the start of the shift(which I didn't!) And that ended up leaving me in a ' I wouldn't piss on this building if it was on fire' mood all night

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If you use "(w/sh/c)ould of" instead of "(w/sh/c)ould have", I will hunt you down and revoke your pancreas rights using only a roll of duct tape and a squirrel. Then I will find every English teacher who ever failed to instruct you that that is NOT FUCKING OKAY, and I will hang them collectively by their toes from the driver's side mirror of a Greyhound bus.

You have been warned.

band of invincible idiots is going to have a bit of a change happening to it in the near future. Since it is still early on, the fic setting will be changed from equestria at the time of nightmare moon to a whole new kingdom

The next chapter is being steadily chipped away on Just blame conflicting schedules with me on the night shift and working six days a week since the Fourth of July but it has at least passed the halfway point.

And becuase youve all been good ponies and waited patiently. Have a paragraph

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As the title emplies, were looking for someone decent at editing

Send either of us a PM if youre intrested

And i have my telephone back within a day XD

After nearly fifty bloody tries on my own. I gave up my pride and did some jolly cooperation against the Abyss Watchers....

And I won on the first bloody try

Once again the weird minds of myself and Greycait are coming together in joyous cooperation for an entirely new story to help us get off our collective butts and commence with the magicz

It shall involve a zebra and a diamond dog and a pissed off tree

I'm always interested in how people write this ship (And so very few people do! Seriously people, I cannot write all of the Flarity.) so imagine my surprise when one of the most prolific writers quietly and without ceremony threw his hat into the ring.

A Pair Of Rare Shies

Yes, you read that right. SSAE wrote Flarity.

And the verdict?

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With the rather simplistic nature of the whole thing, i feel like im obliged to clarify what i meant a little more than what i said in the comments.

First off, im just going to say right off the bat, im not suicidal or anything. Saying im always tired as of late was literal; as of the last few weeks, ive been getting horrendous sleep and its just making me feel.... meh.

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Come talk to our guests, listen to me rant about babscon, and be a shit at me, Priest, Damien, Tux, and all the other usual fucks.

See you there.

https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-Pencil

im going to get a drink....

Ate enough that my stomach hurts

I can care less about the game now

Three years ago today, some nitwit decided to make an account in this site and that nitwit now has nearly 300 followers

I have perfected my fighting technique.

BEHOLD! THE SHIELD WALL!

The premise of it is this: Spearmen in front. Infantry in the back. Archers off to the side, cavalry remain hidden. Non-Combatants behind Infantry. Bodyguards with me.

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Well, its time to make codsworth's new archrival in the butler business, Alfred

I learned my work schedule for next week and I'm working on the 31st and I work the night shift

And the pic is actually my costume kinda plus the fact I've burned the hell out of myself recently

Before you read this, I am going to be talking about the story so if you haven't read it and you want to, THIS IS A SPOILER WARNING!!!

Also very strong language in this rant.

So, I'm just gonna shit talk my story, and if you liked it (If you liked it I'm assuming your messing with me), don't read this, or do, I couldn't care less.

First of all, the story in general is all over the place and half the time it doesn't even make any sense.

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Wacky clopfic idea: tempest shadow and twilight have a Dom/sub relationship, and tempest shadow edges twilight while singing “open up your eyes“ and finally lets her come when she sings “cum now, little one”