Fizzle: *Peeks head into cave* Umm.. G-Garble

Garble: Yeah?

Fizzle: Timidly lowers ears, giving a sheepish smile I may sorta, kinda need your hel-

Garble: There’s a cockroach in your cave again, isn't there?

Fizzle: Hugs and gazes with big eyes P-Please go smash it?

Garble: Rolls eyes Uggh fine, but one of these days you gotta learn to man up and do it yourself. Walks out, inwardly mumbling You’re lucky your cute.

I'm trying to drag a few memories and crap from my archives.

Give me a day and a night's sleep, and you'll have genius in return.

One thing's for certain though:

Hi, all! Idk how many of you follow me still, but I figured I'd announce it here.

My first-ever published MLP fic is now out!

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/547071/too-afraid-to-ask

Please, go ahead and check it out!

23 more days before a fat fuck with diabetes comes down the chimney

Yep, three videos in one week. Seriously, never take car styling advice from this guy. You'll just ruin your car, probably hurt yourself and make yourself look like a complete moron/clot/idjit/your word choice here in the process... As James and Richard shall now show you.

What a idiot. That big ape...

Whoa! Late post today! Don't worry, it wasn't because I was slacking off. The opposite, actually. See, during that month-long burn to get Colony published and into eager reader's hands (many of whom are now enjoying it immensely, going by the high-quality reviews that have already rolled in), I skipped a lot of sleep. Quite a lot. We're talking 10-12 hours spent a day working on Colony regularly, plus everything else my life had. So I was, for almost a month, getting 5-6 hours of

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A few days ago, Tilgoreth suggested that we in the FlutterDash group run another competition. I realized it had been a year since our last contest, so I figured it was high time to do another one!

The prompt for this contest, as suggested by the season, is the classic Equestrian rhyme:

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Yeah, I know that's an album cover for Jackie Gleason, but I'm troubled.

I'm not all that up on the happenings of the internet, social media, and the like. There has been one thing, though, that's been a god send for me when either my turntable was out of commission, I couldn't find a specific record I owned, or hell, if I didn't own it.

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New here? Confused by what a Classic Being a Better Writer post is? No worries!

Classic posts dig into a four-year archive of weekly BaBW articles to dig up a couple that are relevant to one another, forming a quick and easy to browse sampling of some of the site's various writing articles.

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Welcome back readers! I hope you all had a fantastic weekend!

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One of Donald Trump’s surrogates used his position at a university to force the student paper’s editors to cut an article that criticized Trump’s so-called “locker room talk” from the Access Hollywood tape.

Hello readers!

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Gonna cancel the Stalk Me While I Write livecast tomorrow. Been sick for a week and while I'm recovering, I'm just not up to it yet And 'cause it wouldn't be the same without my bestie Pixel_Spark in the chat room. If I can, I'll work some on the next chapter of Mad Seeress, which is almost done, tho I may want to break it up into two chapters.

Hello readers! I hope you’re all staying away from groups and doing your part to counter Covid-19 as best you can. Washing your hands, etc. If you are, good! If not, pick up the slack! The better we can do at slowing the spread the better off everyone will be.

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I've been wanting to do this again. If you care for this sort of thing!

Hello, everybody. This is a bit out of the blue, but I've been thinking about making this post the last few days, and now, I finally decided to do it.

This is a life update. You're all probably wondering how progress on my stories is going, and well, for the moment, it isn't. Besides the usual problem of finding time, and finding motivation to write (something I find very hard lately), I've had another big problem: My adult ADHD.

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Welcome back readers! I hope you had a good Thanksgiving weekend! Or, if you’re from a place that doesn’t celebrate that fairly American holiday, a good weekend all the same.

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Hello readers! Welcome back to Unusual Things and Being a Better Writer! I trust you all had a fairly good weekend?

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Hello readers!

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