All right, kiddies, we've tried Dancing, and we've tried Movies. It's time to taste the Pain Mirror! ...Bow.

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I think one of the new writers found a folder labeled "Rejected Season 2 Scripts" on a colleague's computer and peeked in.

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So, I just watched the new episodes with about 2,000 other people at BABScon.

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Argh, I had things to do today! Thanks to FOME for the heads-up on this. What I wanna know is, these are on the Discovery Family website. Where should I be paying attention to stay on top of these?

I may be fucked real fast. <.<

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Fuckin' a, this goddamn fucking season won't leave us alone. D: So all the other episodes have leaked, and today and tomorrow are days filled with audio/visual activities for me, let's say, so I don't know when I'm going to watch them. And I need to, because fuckers are spoiling shit for me already. D: Also, someone told me I need to catch up on comics before I watch them, so there's that to do, too (and yet, the site I'm using now isn't caught up...)

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First, fuck that title. Seriously.

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Everyone's at Bronycon and there's new episodes airing. Could this day get any worse? D: The answer is yes, but thankfully, it wasn't the fault of today's episode.

Thanks, M. A. Larson.

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On the Derpibooru forums, I've spent all of Seasons 4 and 5 writing abnormally long snap reviews for every episode, usually within 48 hours of first-run. My rules are simple… (1) One watch-through and then write immediately; (2) NO reading what anyone else said about the episode before posting.

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Well I have to admit, these haven't turned out as popular as I'd hoped - but I might as well at least post the last set I did.

(NOTE: while the first half of these (up to Sleepless in Ponyville) were written last March, the latter half dates to last October and therefore takes into account Season 9.)

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Aloha, my friends.

This is your friendly-as-ever film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 47th episode analysis, and the 5th installment of my "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Cash and Carry".

Here's the rundown of it:

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I didn't like Season 8. It was an awful combination of being out of ideas, not understanding what made me like a lot of the show in the first place, and simply not thinking any of the implications of their stories though. Honestly, the most fun I had this season was telling my friends who stopped watching the show about the absolute absurdity of what happens in this season.

School Daze - Bad

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 48th episode analysis, and the 6th installment of my "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Rockin' Thru the Rockies".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Good afternoon, my good friends.

This is your friendly as ever film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous episode review, I'll be making my 8th installment by reviewing The Three Stooges's "No Census, No Feeling".

Here's the summary of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges' "Three Little Twirps".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Ants in the Pantry".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Bueno Dias, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges' "What's the Matador?".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Ma Hooffield: Truce?
Big Daddy McColt: Truce.
[the two ponies spit on their hooves and slam them together]
Fluttershy: Hurray! Finally, some progress! This is so great, Twilight!
[Twilight stares at the two hooves dripping spittle, her eye twitching]
Fluttershy: ...Twilight?
Twilight: [under her breath] There's no such thing as too much Purell...

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What About Discord? What about him, indeed? Fittingly for a god of chaos, Discord stirs mixed feelings in me. This episode does not: I'm rather secure in stating my feelings about it.

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Old stallion: Ah, I've found you at last!
[Big Mac puts down his plow]
Big Mac: Eeey—What?
Old stallion: Yup! I finally found the one stallion who knows how to wear a dress right! So, you up for a little night on the town, my lovely lady?
[Mac stares at him for a moment before putting down his plow and clearing his throat]
Orchard Blossom: Why of course, dear! I'll just go check with my dear cousin Applejack if we've got one of my nicer dresses stashed away somewhere...

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So did anyone else notice how, in the rerun of Crusaders of the Lost Mark, they put the intro in after the first commercial break? This is the worst fucking channel, I swear to god. (And I have to imagine it wasn't that way in the original airing, which I can't quite remember, because today's episode was just fine.)

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