HORSE PLAY

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Uh-oh, an ep about Celestia... I still have an unwanted Cartoon crush on her, and it's usually hard for me to scorn her, but if I have to... so be it.

1,111 times she's raised the sun... much as I find Pinkie Pie's idea annoying, at least we now have narrowed the field of Celestia's true age. So I can't penalize this...

-No Damage

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Good thing I watched this leaked and wrote this rant in advance, I got Anime North to deal with today...

MOLT DOWN

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Aww, Spike and Rarity, much as I say Rarity is the worst of the Mane 6, I ship her and Spike.

-No damage (Though I still find Rarity annoying)

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This episode frustrates me.

From an analytical perspective, I liked the themes on display and the conflict between the Golden Girls and Rainbow Dash. But from a base entertainment perspective, there was so much wrong with it.

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So we're firmly in the character interaction, it seems. Unfortunately, that means not a whole lot of lore comes out of this that I can see. Have a special one then!
New characters and old characters are brought into the spotlight, at least, and that's fun.

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May be back from Day two at Fanexpo... where I found the people who called me "THE GOSPEL" (I don't let it go to my head)

they think MLP is awful too, I even told them about BB pulling off Flurry Heart's head... I got high fives for it.

Still... like I said... I don't really stop for anything!

Let's see how i'll penalize the ponies today.

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So, Mykan has a "plan" it seems.

I'm watching later Season 8 eps leaked on Dailymotion...

Jesus Christ. At least go for kimcartoons.

And I'm going to try a little experiment.

Does it involve you stucking your head in an oven?

The episodes are there, they just doesn't have any background music, but if next week the episode plays out exactly the same as I see it now...

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We all know that the King of Ducks is going whine about how evil the new season of MLP is being and how much better Starfleet would be. Because you know: The Alicorn nazis from outer space have been known so much so far about how well their education system works. Being able to not even identify a simple robot when it attacks a place or lacking common sense.

Anyway, lets talk about something fun. The new season opener. Which in my opinion was overall okay.

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MrLeftTurn and I take a look at one of the series most memorable villains and talk about how EVIL she is!

https://youtu.be/cFj-cUoutsw

Okay, so Green and I watched the most recent MLP episode. It was nice. Yes, Starlight memeface; nice to see the CMCs as always; oh and also... this thing. There's something... unsettling about this pony.

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT

*Sighs* and I just cleaned my toilets today too, now they may get dirty again depending how much this ep makes me feel like puking.

DUEL!!

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Heh, I was right... Fluttershy doesn't seem to be able to knit too well (Just like I portrayed in Starfleet Season 5)

-No damage

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So, the DuckKing is “reviewing” episodes that have been leaked by the Russians. Which screws over my review scheme, cause I want to mock him, but I am also not going to spoil anything till the episodes aired. So over the next days, I mock his "reviews" and just post my regular reviews up on saturday and sunday.
Lets go for it now.

I'm going for it...

With the words of Shia LaIdiot: JUST DO IT!

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The only ep that was leaked I didn't watch in advance, oh well. (Still has to be watched so I can study the show, know what I don't like about it so I'll know what to do to convert it into My Starfleet verse) Even though it sickens me, gotta bite the bullet!

May as well have some com-room music while I'm at it...

THE PARENTS MAP

LIFE POINTS: 8000

"WHY AM I YELLING?!"

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THE MEAN SIX

LIFE POINTS: 8000

"The MEAN six" Hmm... sounds interesting, (As you can see... it's not CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT that's caught my attention)

CHRYSALIS!! Hmmm... this could be the start of something very nasty.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-No damage

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I don't know if these spoilers about Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi are true or not, but they are horrible. Watch them at your own risk. But if they are true and you still applaud for this movie, this is what people like me will say "Is this how the entertainment industry dies, with thunderous applause?"

HEARTH'S WARMING CLUB

Huh! Christmas in the summer. Well, it's not unheard of, and hey... even YTV is showing CHRISTMAS SPECIALS like Home Alone and ELF in August, a Holiday's in the Summer thing. Then again movies and shows are JUST THAT meant to be watched WHENEVER... not really restricted to holidays only.

Still... I must stay true to my protocol and torture these NAUGHTY creatures. (Even if I HAVE no reason to hate them, hate them anyway)

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