Want me to stop? You gotta tear it away from my hands.

Obama reading a passage from the My Little Pony fanfiction titled "The Tale of Shadowblade" — Chapter 8
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/58334/8/the-tale-of-shadow-blade/chapter-8
the tale of shadow blade
Shadow Bolt moves to Ponyvile but every mare wants to be his marefrined

part 1
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=e8a606ddefa8a7fbf936ff3ea8112b29

part 2

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A lot of fans have been hard on Twilight since that episode and for good reason.

It was understandable that she came to the conclusion that The CMC made Cozy Glow fail her test in an effort to get back at Twilight for not letting them come to her school, but even still... to even THINK that they would do such a thing when she knows the crusaders much better than that, and to lash at them like she did and ban them from coming near the school or the students... that's overkill.

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Maybe this episode will help my cold go away (If it makes me sick enough to puke) Ha!

GRANNIES GONE WILD

LIFE POINTS: 8000

I'm with the other ponies, not interested... and I hate Roller Coasters!

-No Damage

The ride is shutting down, eh... I remember I was one of the last people to ride UNIVERSAL ENERGY at Disney

-No Damage

Perhaps Rainbow should've asked one of the OTHERS to look after her class.

-200 (For being a dunce)

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Didn't we just establish this ship a season ago and never discuss it again up until now? Either the synopsis is a lie or I am gonna be upset.

Also different format for this review, since I didn't watch the stream and can pause this one to do my thoughts on it in sequence. I was waiting to watch it at EFN but the commentary panel is an older episode (and on "Stranger Than Fanfiction" of all eps, blegh).

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Time to blow these twats off again,

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Compromising Friendship?! I really despise that term. (compromise is practically dead and useless)

-200 (And it's only been about 30 seconds)

LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800

True models of STUPIDITY is more like it

-200

LIFE POINTS: 7800 -----> 7600

"You guys have nothing in common. How can you be friends"

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Things Change woke me up at 4:30 am, and combined with all the voices from my past and present...

...I WANT REVENGE!!!

At least I can take it out on the ponies...

PART 1

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Professor Sparkle's Friendship Assistant, eh... well... that means you're headed downhill.

-No damage... yet

Seven letter word for teamwork... hmmm...

-Foolish
-Idiotic

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Here we go again, time for me to break down these pukes again

LIFE POINTS: 8000

"No animal is suffering" Oh, I wouldn't say that, you girls just lost 200 points for such a BIZARRE and WEIRDO opening... which is exactly the kind of characterization I don't tollerate or approve of in characters I make and want them to have little to none at all of.

-200

LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7800

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According to this video, the spoilers in in the video from my previous blog apparently are true

Again, since Rollercoaster of Friendship was released in the middle of Season 8, might as well rank it on the same blog.

0/10 - AWFUL (unsalvageable, nothing to be gained from watching it, never should have been made, wouldn't recommend to anyone, completely butchers an important subject/teaches a horrible and downright toxic moral)

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The moral of the Season: Don't mess with the Tree of Harmony!

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I have decided to focus on A Noble Shadow for a bit since it's the only way the reader will care about all the characters in Twilight's life in Pinkamena 8 like Psyche, Ash, Misty, Pale, Void, and many more. I feel that that's probably important(?)

Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Oh baby I’m not bad it’s just that villains have more fun. —Damon Salvatore

Heros have to win every time. Villains only have win once~ —Random YouTube commenter

Sometimes it’s not the people who change, it’s the mask that falls off. —not sure where it’s from

What is this Bro? Affection!!? NOT ON MY WATCH! -monke

Your apology should ALWAYS be as loud as your disrespect, and your disrespect —Twitter user after the Nux vs VShojo drama

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HORSE PLAY

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Uh-oh, an ep about Celestia... I still have an unwanted Cartoon crush on her, and it's usually hard for me to scorn her, but if I have to... so be it.

1,111 times she's raised the sun... much as I find Pinkie Pie's idea annoying, at least we now have narrowed the field of Celestia's true age. So I can't penalize this...

-No Damage

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Good thing I watched this leaked and wrote this rant in advance, I got Anime North to deal with today...

MOLT DOWN

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Aww, Spike and Rarity, much as I say Rarity is the worst of the Mane 6, I ship her and Spike.

-No damage (Though I still find Rarity annoying)

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This episode frustrates me.

From an analytical perspective, I liked the themes on display and the conflict between the Golden Girls and Rainbow Dash. But from a base entertainment perspective, there was so much wrong with it.

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So we're firmly in the character interaction, it seems. Unfortunately, that means not a whole lot of lore comes out of this that I can see. Have a special one then!
New characters and old characters are brought into the spotlight, at least, and that's fun.

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May be back from Day two at Fanexpo... where I found the people who called me "THE GOSPEL" (I don't let it go to my head)

they think MLP is awful too, I even told them about BB pulling off Flurry Heart's head... I got high fives for it.

Still... like I said... I don't really stop for anything!

Let's see how i'll penalize the ponies today.

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So, Mykan has a "plan" it seems.

I'm watching later Season 8 eps leaked on Dailymotion...

Jesus Christ. At least go for kimcartoons.

And I'm going to try a little experiment.

Does it involve you stucking your head in an oven?

The episodes are there, they just doesn't have any background music, but if next week the episode plays out exactly the same as I see it now...

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