IN WHICH PARANOIA STRIKES
Hey. Before I get into today's brain-dump, here's the full version of a teaser video I posted awhile back.

I don't really know what else to say except I'm sleepy. Schedule? What's that? Maybe I'll figure it out past the fold.

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Two weeks. Two weeks before the actual release Pokemon Sun and Moon got leaked into the internet. Which means I'll have to spend the next time in the underground internet-bunker, because for once I want to go in completely blind (not counting official trailers).

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I'm writing my Jinglemas story, and I'm making myself cry and become traumatized.

Is this a good thing while writing?

Most of you may not know this, but recently I've finally earned my associate's degree. And if you read the last story of "One on One Philosophy with Discord," you'd probably picked up that one of those last classes I took was a Shakespeare class. I took it for three reasons - I was good with literature; that I'd like a good story as long there was a good teacher to point out the nuances; as well as to help me answer a question that has haunted me for a long time. Chances are, you too may have

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Well guess what...One more day until back to school....Fan-fucking-tastic...Im really don't want to go back

illuminati confirmed

also, it says "this group is not visible to you"

wat???

Well, after more than 6 months, it's clear that VIRTUALLY NO ONE watched the movie.

Only 3.4k total ratings on IMDB (compare with 21k for the "Halo" series which just started).

It ranks #2985 in popularity... lower than some old bad B movies. There was no spark for this thing. It looked like generic CGI, the story was bland and uninteresting, the villain was even less interesting and less threatening than a Diamond Dog.

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Featuring Shaslan's "Sunrise"

A series of snippets all set under a morning's sunrise. It was a delight to do a reading on it - be sure to check out Shaslan's other works!

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I found this in my phone's notes:

"Introverts aren't anti social, just trapped. Trapped by their fears and anxieties, or trapped by their lack of a mental capacity to run on such highly social activities. We aren't refusing, we're in a prison. Our prison... Is our mind."

I must have written that on one of my emotionally low days, and my "third eye" opened. I still see truth behind it though, most introverts are trapped by their own psyche.

Kind of funny thing, that probably no one than me would care about. My "search statistics" point to a total of 16.011 words to read. My stories got exactly 16.000 words (5k and 11k) as I spend half an hour finding the missing 100 to even the length. Now Iˋm sad that I got no flawless score so far.

...or I shouldnˋt be still awake at 2:45 in the morning, that could also be the reason

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You thought it was over... But in reality, it has only just begun.

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Uhhhh...

I'm on Derpybooru?

https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-modmcdl

I don't know how to feel about that... or why they choose THAT image...

...or why my url has "colon" in it...

Brohoof /)

You there!

Is your wallet burdened by the weight of money? Do you just walk around the city and heave a giant bag of cash everywhere because you have to buy a few groceries? Ever wanted to just waste it all? Well fear not! Introducing Metroid Prime: Hunters, the DS experience that is sure to have you saying: "By god, I wasted my money..."! For just a measly TEN FUCKING DOLLARS you can get the experience too! So get on the Wii-U E-Shop and purchase Metroid Prime: Hunters today!

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So, new thingy coming out for all of you patient people. Sorry it took me so long, I couldn't decide on a few things that should happen, and life just loved to give me excuses to not finish the darn thing.

But now it's done! Get hype! I'm posting it in a little over 12 hours.

Hopefully now I'll be able to get back on a good posting schedule for this story.

I hope you guys like it!

Progress is accepting that nothing will ever be perfect, so we just have to do the best with what we've got.

Progress also comes in the form of a good editor (providence gifted me TWO of those) and finishing what you start.

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Hey guys! Ya'll enjoyed the holidays? I sure didn't find it bad! Lemme know your funny Christmas stories, hehe. Anyways, SRE is undergoing a bit of maintenance, but new chapter will be out by monday. Look forward to a "heated" battle hahahahah- *BANG* X.X yup, the trigger needed to be pulled on that one. I just hope I didn't "burn" that line. What? Are you beggining to "boil"? Its not good to "blow a fuse", maybe you should just "fire" up some "hot" coco. It'll definitely "warm" you up a

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Of all the darn game series from the SNES/PS1 era, this one gets to drag itself out of the shallow grave it dug itself by face-planting the 2D to 3D jump? This deserved getting exhumed out of the 90’s?!?!

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Bella gets a new house for her birthday and it’s purty.

That’s it.

I FUCKING HATE THIS BOOK.

Well, okay. That’s not completely it. It does have one of the better Alice moments, where she and Edward have both gotten Bella gifts and each wants to give theirs first:

“I know — I’ll play you for it,” Alice suggested. “Rock, paper, scissors.”

Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed.

“Why don’t you just tell me who wins?” Edward said wryly.

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Does anyone else have those times when you say something specific and the next day you're like... That thing I said was so cringey/awkward O.O and every time you think of it you cringe...? Anyone? XD Next time I'll keep my mouth shut lol