We all know that the King of Ducks is going whine about how evil the new season of MLP is being and how much better Starfleet would be. Because you know: The Alicorn nazis from outer space have been known so much so far about how well their education system works. Being able to not even identify a simple robot when it attacks a place or lacking common sense.

Anyway, lets talk about something fun. The new season opener. Which in my opinion was overall okay.

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SPOILERS!!

Welp. What happened?

Honestly. What Was That? I have never seen character development be retconned so fast and so violently in my life.

Oh.

Scratch that. I'm forgetting about the Spike episodes...

Seriously if Spike is the new Twilight, Discord is the new Spike.

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MrLeftTurn and I take a look at one of the series most memorable villains and talk about how EVIL she is!

https://youtu.be/cFj-cUoutsw

Okay, so Green and I watched the most recent MLP episode. It was nice. Yes, Starlight memeface; nice to see the CMCs as always; oh and also... this thing. There's something... unsettling about this pony.

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT

*Sighs* and I just cleaned my toilets today too, now they may get dirty again depending how much this ep makes me feel like puking.

DUEL!!

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Heh, I was right... Fluttershy doesn't seem to be able to knit too well (Just like I portrayed in Starfleet Season 5)

-No damage

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So, the DuckKing is “reviewing” episodes that have been leaked by the Russians. Which screws over my review scheme, cause I want to mock him, but I am also not going to spoil anything till the episodes aired. So over the next days, I mock his "reviews" and just post my regular reviews up on saturday and sunday.
Lets go for it now.

I'm going for it...

With the words of Shia LaIdiot: JUST DO IT!

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The only ep that was leaked I didn't watch in advance, oh well. (Still has to be watched so I can study the show, know what I don't like about it so I'll know what to do to convert it into My Starfleet verse) Even though it sickens me, gotta bite the bullet!

May as well have some com-room music while I'm at it...

THE PARENTS MAP

LIFE POINTS: 8000

"WHY AM I YELLING?!"

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THE MEAN SIX

LIFE POINTS: 8000

"The MEAN six" Hmm... sounds interesting, (As you can see... it's not CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT that's caught my attention)

CHRYSALIS!! Hmmm... this could be the start of something very nasty.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-No damage

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I don't know if these spoilers about Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi are true or not, but they are horrible. Watch them at your own risk. But if they are true and you still applaud for this movie, this is what people like me will say "Is this how the entertainment industry dies, with thunderous applause?"

HEARTH'S WARMING CLUB

Huh! Christmas in the summer. Well, it's not unheard of, and hey... even YTV is showing CHRISTMAS SPECIALS like Home Alone and ELF in August, a Holiday's in the Summer thing. Then again movies and shows are JUST THAT meant to be watched WHENEVER... not really restricted to holidays only.

Still... I must stay true to my protocol and torture these NAUGHTY creatures. (Even if I HAVE no reason to hate them, hate them anyway)

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Happy Porgsgiving 2017

Hey there.
So. At the end of Season 3 I think Celestia said that all the events of Seasons 1, 2 and 3 took place over the course of a year.
What I'm wondering is how many years have passed since then? (Specifically I'm wondering about how much time has passed between the end of Season 5 and sayyyy episode 11 of Season 8. For reasons.)

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I just realized I haven't posted my inane ramblings in a concentrated from in such a long time, I need to remedy that.

So I was thinking about the cross and arrow universe recently, and realize that a lot of characters have been introduced to the MLP universe since that story, and so, to take a break from my other products, I've decided to ramble about their gender swapped counterparts.

(note: this blog will focus only on characters introduced after EQG1)

Sunset Shimmer/Sunset Blaze

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