Bella’s so over-the-moon about Edward taking her to Seattle that she’s late for class. She spends the next few hours in an Edward-induced haze. In the cafeteria at lunch, he asks her to sit with him and says he’s giving up trying to avoid her. Even though he still says they should stay away. No, he doesn’t say why. Bella changes the subject, admitting she’s trying to figure out what Edward’s deal is; she guesses a lot of stuff related to superheroes. It goes back and forth for a few pages and

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At school, Bella has to endure comments about her fainting during the blood test, even though someone else also had to be taken to the nurse’s office. One of her friends makes fun of her for it and still expects Bella to tell her about what Edward wanted to talk about during lunch. Oh, and the worst part of the day is that Edward isn’t there (he’s going hunting over the weekend and left early). Seriously, she describes gloom engulfing her. How many times have you talked to him again? Three?

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At home, Bella tries to avoid thinking about Edward, so she… Well, just read this. Stuff like this is why Twilight is as long as it is:

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When Bella wakes up the next morning, it’s incredibly foggy. Edward’s waiting for her in the driveway, ready to take her to school, and we get crap like this:

I noticed that he wore no jacket himself, just a light gray knit V-neck shirt with long sleeves. Again, the fabric clung to his perfectly muscled chest. It was a colossal tribute to his face that it kept my eyes away from his body.

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Bella enters her house and begins packing as best she can, all while screaming out the door about how she hates Edward. Charlie keeps trying to ask what’s going on, but Bella’s nearly incoherent, yelling that she hates Forks and wants to go back to Phoenix. Then Charlie drops a bombshell: her mother, Renee, might be back in Phoenix at the end of the week, as Renee’s husband is having trouble finding a job in Florida (he’s a minor league baseball player, in case you’ve forgotten), but an Arizona

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Bella awakes in a hotel in Phoenix at three in the morning. Thinking back, her memories of the trip are a haze, and she vaguely remembers falling asleep. Alice and Jasper sit and watch TV, waiting for a call from Carlisle about an update, any update. Bella has some anxiety over the Cullens going against James (five against two isn’t bad odds!), but Alice says their only fear is losing Bella, because:

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Bella wakes up in a hospital, Edward at her side. According to him, she’s got a broken leg, four broken ribs, a cracked skull, and bruises everywhere, on top of losing a lot of blood. The explanation he gave to the doctors and Bella’s parents is that she fell down two flights of stairs and out a window. Supposedly, that could plausibly happen to her.

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Everything has ground to a halt lately because depression.

I'm going back to intravenous ketamine treatments. Who knows what damage it does to my brain, but it's the only thing that works. Stories and updates will follow once my mood improves.

Bella has another dream about the immortal child, again with the Volturi coming for him, only this time she feels powerful and wants to protect him. Why? ’Cause he’s purty? Didn’t you hear about all the destruction they could cause? The Volturi are trying to keep vampires secret and keep humans from hunting them down. It’s not like they’re stomping around, going, “No fun allowed!” It’s like they’re trying to keep you from skating somewhere because that somewhere is a minefield. When she wakes

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Ok, so a brand-new, severely inexperienced, demonstrably unintelligent junior Congresswoman gets on TWO of the most powerful House Committees...

The House Oversight and Reform Committee (doesn't one actually need to know how law works before trying to enforce it?)

The House Financial Services Committee (she knows NOTHING about finances... just look at her answers to any financial questions for absolute proof of her over whelming ignorance)

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Hey guys, it's been WAY too long since I've made a blog post, but anyways I should start off with the fact that I'm back now and I've been back for awhile now, but have had a hard time to try and get back into the swing of things. I won't tell you why I'm back cause I feel like it isn't the time yet. A lot of people I knew on this site are now gone, and those of you who are still here. I want you all to know that I'm glad that your still here, writing stories, blog post, posting memes XD, and

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You know things are even worse when you feel tired for complaining about all the padding.

Jacob arrives at the Cullens’ and finds a fresh set of clothes waiting for him. As he’d torn his last set changing when he left the house last chapter, he’s grateful. He re-enters the living room and finds that it’s back to mostly normal, with no hospital bed or anything. Bella hears Jacob enter and her face lights up.

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What do I look like? A writer? You need some good prose? You need some good characters? TOO BAD. They’re mine. You’re not getting anything.

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I think this describes it more than adequately.

Nutcracker in 3D: I am the worst, creepiest, most inappropriate Christmas movie of all time!

Cats 2019: Hold my catnip...

What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant

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Edit 4/4: so... 6 hours of sleep and a day later, I... kinda feel embarrassed for posting this. For those of you that said nice things, thank you. Um, I do appreciate the thought and I do actually try to sound grateful. I just... really don't do well. So... thank you for listening.

So today is kind of a weird day for me. Which means it was the date at which I was dragged screaming from the void and forced to deal with this planet.

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Waiting for the damn book to end already. Notice something different about the chapter title? For the next ten or so chapters, the book’s narrated by Jacob instead of Bella. And if he’s anything like he was at the end of Eclipse, this is going to be painful. VERY. VERY. PAINFUL.

There’s a “preface” for this section, too. This is it, in its entirety:

Life sucks, and then you die.

Yeah, I should be so lucky.

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Hey all, I know it has been a while, and a long while at that, but if you have any questions for me or anything go ahead and come on by and ask away, or if you just want to talk, I'll be here! Come on by, and join me!

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I just now found out nobody has done a crossover with Night At The Museum! Urgh, looks like I now have 3 fanfics on my hooves to want to write/finish writing!