Story rewrite time!

ETwilight's a thief, because who gives a crap about logic?

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Twilight stole a statue and doesn't give a crap about it, 'cause nothing is logical anymore. Rewritten with permission from Evictus' original fic.

• Twilight
• Rarity

TheMajorTechie · 1.9k words  ·  59  5 · 1k views

“On the Structure of Hats: A Retrospective”

It's another game of "what's Twilight reading"!

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DISCLAIMER: I wrote this very, very early this morning. For some reason, that's mostly when I become philosophical and thoughtful. I wanted to share this with you, see if it will clear anything up about me or give you an insight into the jumbled mess that's my mind.

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Hi, everybody! I know it’s been a long time. It’s the usual mess. But I wanted to say that Aces High chapter 5 will be out tomorrow, somewhere either around noon-ish, or between noon and one, Eastern time.

I have a last tweak or two to make that I’m doing right now, but beyond that, it appears good to go, so I should have it ready by tomorrow, and if I don’t...well, I’ll be as surprised as you guys.

In the meantime, brace yourself for: Dreams of Fire and Ice

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So yeah ... Christmas kind of blew for me this year, specifically with work. Seriously, fuck retail during the holidays, and I thought working at a grocery store during this time was bad.

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I enjoyed it. It had a good message at the end of it all. Also, I had no idea that it was actually based on a REAL family feud too.

I AM concerned about the inevitable incest-rape clopfics that are going to pour in simply because they were "hillbilly ponies". Meh, those writer wanna be unoriginal and discriminating, let them be. At the end of the day, what's important is that I have a bendy straw resting in a cola can to sip from, am I right?

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So for those of you who've read the epilogue to TOWAT, thank you for reading it to the end. If you haven't gotten into it yet, go and take a look, but there's mother/son incest involved, otherwise, avoid it like the plague if that isn't your cup of tea.

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You know the drill. Large amount of second absolutely the first best waifu incoming.

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Last week's bullshit is shat. Enjoy.

This time around... hooboy. Our "whatever" slot this month honors the inclusion of Nostalgia Bear in the sacred Nintendo Fisticuffs Extravaganza. We celebrate this joyous occasion by soiling it with a Doctor Who crossover.

Hiya, lovely peeps.

Let me set the scene.

My mother, Ma, has three siblings. Relevant to today’s story are her two brothers. Her older brother, Uncle 1, and her younger brother, Uncle 2, live in the same building, on two different stories. Uncle 2 lives with their mother, Nani, downstairs, and Uncle 1 lives with his wife and daughter, Cousin, upstairs. The two stories are two separate households - legally, financially and family-wise.

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Hey all! So, just to start us off - I got my first live reading on YouTube! What?! It's of my cute, silly short story, Pop Quiz! Here's a link!

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So, as you've most likely known for some time, the new Doom came out and was actually pretty damn good. I would know, having played through it myself. In fact, it was one of those good kinds of games that makes me want to write something about it.

Which is what brings me to make this post in the first place. I'll assume you know that I already have a Doom fic up (two, if you count that other collab one, but nothing's happening to that). It was my first fic on this site, in fact.

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For anyone who draws images on their computer, if you like to draw MLP characters, and you want to be accurate with the color schemes, go to the My Little Pony Wikia and type in the names of the characters you're trying to draw. Underneath their bio pictures, there should be an (Expand) option. If you click it, it'll give you their exact colors, and if you click on the names of these colors, you'll be directed to a website where you can get the RBG data to make those colors in your swatches

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Hello again! Today we will be covering ‘The Incredibly Dense Mind of Rainbow Dash’ by Chengar Qordath (original version) , the humble beginning of the popular Winnningverse. And it has a guess rifer, Pinkie Pie!

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Day #4,873.

Things are looking dire.

Everyone is sick, except me. I am alone, now. When I attempted to open a fruit known as banana to eat for health, the banana ended up underneath the refrigerator:

I promptly burst into peals of laughter.

Now, I await for the disease to strike me as it has struck everyone else.

Captain TMF, signing out.

And another three, they are:

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Sometime today I'll be posting a chapter from two stories to show my thanks to you all for sticking by me. I would have put up three chapters to get one story finished, but I didn't have the chance to have the last chapter get a look. So maybe soon I'll put up that chapter as an early "White Christmas" gift.

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i need to write stuff for homework and get my mom to print another for homework and aaahh it's almost seven and I NEED TO SHOWER FUCKFUCKFUCK