So in the last week or so, there has only been one clopfic in the featured box, and if there were more, they dropped out of it before the one that's in it now got in. I'm a bit surprised, and at the same time, proud that the community seems to be going away from the smut.

Yeah, it's 4 AM, and I just had to make this post, deal with it.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4:16_9/29/2016

Why Am I Crying HAS A TV TROPES PAGE!

GO ON NOW AND ADD TO IT! PLEASE! THANKS TO THOSE WHO PUT IT UP!

Against the advice of my lawyer, I'd like to take a moment to directly insult my fans for reading my stories.

Oh, I'm going there.

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Just...

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Yaaaaay. Its a funny thing when I can write two semi-realistic people about to fuck for hours on end....Yet I can barely get two paragraphs in on characters I've had in my head for two years. Fucks sake.

Thought I'd do one of these. It's a bit of fun.

Fav characters? Luna, RD, Flutters, and most of all, Gummy. I love Gummy.

Least fav characters? Angel Bunny. What. a. fuck. I hate him so much I would have no hesitation using a Barrett 50cal to do some pest control.

Fav background pony? Lyra, Vinyl, and I would be murdered if I didn't say Derpy. Oh, and Applejack... nearly forgot

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So...yeah.

I'll post occasional, text-only blogs to continue geeking out about the game, which I'm REALLY enjoying, but...

As badly as I want to share my enjoyment of this game with all my followers and what-not? I'm done with this bullshit. I am NOT fighting an uphill battle against this nonsense.

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So there are roughly seven chapters left of 'to start over' and I will warn you, Sunset's mind is not a nice place in the chapter I will post sometime later today (as soon as I finish typing the ending up and editing some stuff I attempted to type while dealing with a headache that turned into a migraine from hell. But I decided to write this as a word of warning:

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I hesisted to make this decision because well, people do seem to like it.

I already wrote this on my the Lineup thingy on my main page, but I doubt people read that as often as they these blog posts, so here goes:

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As humans, we learn new things everyday. The Earth is a wondrous place full of exciting adventures and fresh information at every turn. As an example, I learned something new today: FIMFiction deletes the spaces between my paragraphs in stories.

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I would like you to listen to this song. Then I would like you to explain how no one has made a Rainbow Dash-centric PMV out of it.

#2 pencil only. Please show your work.

Watching some movies, trying to get back to the roots of what makes me want to write. You will observe that most of them are dark, gritty, 80s cartoons about animals and mythical creatures. Imagine that.

Rock and Rule, possibly best soundtrack in a cartoon ever.

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I always have this feeling in the back of my mind when I think I know a chapter's "done"

Not perfect. true, but that can never truly be. But with my half day of writing and today- i.e. the 26th. I have about 4500 words- not the 5k I wanted true, but let's just say my life is weird.

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This doesn't look good...may have been a misfire but I tried my best! I even wrote in.....FUCK! NO! This is beyond silly!

I wan't to write, but every time I pull up the editing page, I go blank.

SEND HELP PLEASE.
~Wishy

I think this is week six of me being significantly ill with no rest. Chest pain is a little better than before (left lung bronchitis, hopefully). Cold-like symptoms have returned. Fatigue is high.

So, yeah, might be a while before I can respond to stuff here.

The Barcast group is about to reach 1000 followers. Go follow it if you haven't. Or else.

...I'm not going to do anything, I just like to sound threateningly ominous sometimes.

Alrighty, why the heck not?

So, it's been some time since I've actually written anything on here and oh boy.... has time been a good changer. I kind of cringe read through some of my stories and... eh... ( shivers. )

Hahaha!

Let us just do a break down and revamp!

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So, I shall be revamping some stories and restructuring them... that should be fun!

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After seven playthroughs over 350 hours, I have given Elden Ring a single, solitary mod.

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