So yesterday I had a really strange thought: If I had a time machine and could talk to myself in 2012, just five years ago, how would that conversation go? Just how much has changed in five years?

Well, I invented timetravel, and recorded the resulting conversation for your benefit.

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There's this website that gives you plot idea for stories. Apparently all you gotta do is give it some basic information and it'll weave a story.

I did, I gave it some names among other stuff.... And well.
The result was pretty hilarious.

Twilight Sparkle suspected something was a little off when her Wise mother tried to kiss her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.

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She's finally posted! Enjoy friends, comment, like, don't like, fav, don't fav.

Whoo~

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WEBSITE HAD A BLOG!!!

On the Derpibooru forums, I've spent all of Seasons 4 and 5 writing abnormally long snap reviews for every episode, usually within 48 hours of first-run. My rules are simple… (1) One watch-through and then write immediately; (2) NO reading what anyone else said about the episode before posting.

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Well. Haven't written for MLP in a while. Or, well, really anything that wasn't Daria, and even then just short drabbles. I suppose that says a lot about my desire to write these days.

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https://userstyles.org/styles/163508/fimfiction-story-scroller
Use the above userstyle with Stylus! Or use Tampermonkey. Either one works :/

Yeah, I made a userstyle like a year ago.

Yeah, I only just updated it a few minutes ago after forgetting that it existed at all even though I used it literally every day.

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A secret artichoke is spiky on the outside, but tender on the inside.

Please don't confuse my initials with something very different from me.

If history shows anything, it shows us that Naziism is idiotic and for idiots.

If someone insists on so much as role playing as a Nazi, why are they rping as an idiot? They probably don't realize how stupid they look.

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I'll be perfectly honest, I'd wanted to a topical chapter for TCC, which hasn't been updated in literally forever due to a writing block, but my chances to write during the week are near non-existent to none, and my time this weekend has been spent being the begrudging storyboard director of a certain MLP fan project, so...

Make up pone.

sauce

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So I'm trying to figure out what the hell Pony Life is. I've heard all about it but don't know exactly what it is. Somehow during this search, a relative drop down box info tab says ''Who did Twilight Sparkle marry?'' and I was like, ''What's this???'' It reads as this:

Twilight Sparkle married Moon Dancer and they have a child called Twilight Noctua

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Yeah, this was my first time watching that movie... and it sucked. Three hours... three hours I had to digest every single scene that just went on and on and on and on and on and on—JUST END IT ALREADY!!! Holy fuck, this movie was ass. I will post my review of it later this week. Man, this was a snore fest. I wanted to post this blog the day after I watched it but here it is. Just wanted to get this off my chest. I bet my fingers will hurt after typing my long review of a long movie. Ughhh...

Hi! This is for people who are (still) interested in The Divine Epidemic. The past year has been a long turmoil, and through the foresty haze of life, I've only released three chapters. Want to know the worse part? Next chapter will complete the story's setting.

Christ, have I fallen off.

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HAH! I BET YOU BUCKERS ALL THOUGHT I DIED.

Well, I did, so, y'know... Somebody better pick up that phone because you guys called it.

But after I respawned, I decided it was time to get ready for Part TWO of TTEOAP.

Now, originally, Part Two was going to be more of the same. But that didn't really appeal to me very much. It didn't challenge me. It didn't make me feel like I was doing anything special. And every part needs to be special, bar none.

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i made the mistake of deciding to map out a timeline of all 70+ stories I've ever written, complete with marking how they're related to each other.

this chart only goes up to Into Equestria, a story I wrote in January of 2020. I am nowhere near done yet.

edit: knighty's site does not like my insanely long diagram.

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"huh? who goes there?" I said as I heard two knocks from the front door downstairs.

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"I'm coming! jeez, what's with the rush" I then got up from my bed (after having a nap that was cut short by the damn knocking) and made my way downstairs. I made it to the front door and opened it.

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I. To my... lets see here... 16 watchers (or followers, or whatever the heck), and the 2-3 that actually care (sorry if there is any minor grammatical errors, I spell checked, but didn't go over it too thoroughly) ,

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Yay or Nay? Your choice.

WARNING: the image you see may damage your screen. Have a spare screen at the ready, JIC.