NO TIME TO TALK! The last few weeks have been intensely busy, as I have officially gotten my first freelance client, and put in my notice at work, I leave in December. Not only that but I’ve been working hard on the outline for Of The Night and the actual body of the comedy story that will be a fun side project. And I’ve been streaming more to try to build a fanbase (my current record for viewers is upwards of four at one time! None of whom were logged in or chatting, but still!) The point is,

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Is it me, or in the end it seems like Photo Finish is raping Luna? I don't know, I blame this book: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1232087/images/o-SPEAK-BAN-facebook.jpg

Well, Photo Finish is in the spotlight for about three minutes, after being almost completely absent for FIVE YEARS.

Let's start.

Why do people like Photo Finish again?
She's obnoxious, irritating, and can't keep her nose out of other people's business!

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Animated and everything.

Oh well, the basement dwellers are good for something, I suppose.

Spoiler alert: This post mentions a certain pony from today's episode, as well as some talk about my What Didn't Happen series.

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Hey ponies! It's been a long ass time huh? Sorry I haven't been posting, fusion has been too busy to edit and I don't really trust anyone else to Edit my stuff. In this down time I've been quite busy myself working and stuff along with a short notice move I'm dealing with right now, but I've also written the first chapter of a new story or two in my down time that will be posted soon™, one being a story about my Oc as well as the rewrite to misadventures and other oneshots and things I won't

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So, just getting my mind out here for all of you, since it focuses on writing in general.

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Rest in Chaos is a story that really seems to fire up the dramatic reading impulse for some reason. I think it's because it's short and sweet. Just Dodge! is also a dark comedy about Discord, with almost exactly as many views and likes, as well as way more comments, but it's also about six times the length. No wonder then, I suppose that Rest in Chaos has just received another dramatic reading. How many is that now? Four? Five?

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First Celestia, now Sonic. On the same Saturday.

Welp, the jig is up, everybody. Time to find a new hobby.

So you're aware and I don't get another message asking me "WHAT U DO NEXT< WEN DONE?" (I'm not even kidding.) I'm going to give you a glimpse of what's on my plate:

-Gynecologist Anon: 60% done (Done by monday maybe? Or sooner?)
-Vinyl Scratch sillyness: 10% done
-When You Least Expect It follow up story: 10% done
-Colab with Priest: 5% done
-More LWTSIW: Well...I have an idea, does that count?
-I Thought She Knew: I might work on it someday if anyone cares

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I know Christmas has already passed for some people to the west of the International Date Line, but I'd still like to wish everyone a merry one, past or present. Read on some fun tidbits of mine thus far.

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i mean this thing is huge its got 60 mini boxes and that Rainbow Dash figure is a normal sized one i mean what even do i do with all these

Remember this story?

Well, at long last it's been made a little bit better thanks Trildar who went through and prodded me until [almost] all of the mistakes were ironed out. This has actually been on my to-do list for a some time now, but I've been too lazy to actually update the live copy.

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Okay, so as a few of you in the Twidash group know already I posted a tribute video set to "Don't fear the Reaper" on Youtube, only for me having to end up muting the damn thing otherwise the video would have to be banned in 149 countries. Now what I don't understand is, people are constantly posting videos using copyrighted songs without actually knowing the copyright holders and yet more often then not they seem to be doing just fine. So did I just get hit with bad luck or something?

So, just so you guys know, because of how hard it is for me to put out a reading of What I've Become on YouTube (I'm working on it, I just hate editing audio files with a passion, so it's taking me a while), I've been publishing some of the chapters of the story on the HFY! subbreddit in the hopes that I could get more people to read my story.

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It's a number!

A nice round number!

If I ever post again, it'll ruin everything!

But then I can't rant about stuff... that won't do either.

Perhaps if I post two times next time it'll be ok, cuz 202 is palindromic.

But then eventually I'll post again which will make the number the scary prime, 203.

Prime numbers are evil, because they refuse to be divided by anything other than 1 and themselves.

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HEY! YOU!

YEAH, YOU! THE GUY WITH THE SWEATER!

Have you been sitting there, wondering to yourself "Gee, when is Knight Breeze going to post new chapters for his stories?"

THE ANSWER IS... not yet. Not now, anyway. I've been busy, so I've fallen behind with my writing. I've finished what I set out to do, however, so you all can expect a LOT more chapters from me in the near future.

What have I finished, you ask?

Well, my new book is out!

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Just when you thought it was safe to read my stories!

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Hi. My name is Epic Yarn and I…am a brony.

I should’ve known I was a brony. I mean, it’s completely obvious now that I’ve admitted it out loud. It all started when I watched my first episode and thought “Hey, that was actually good.” I was just trying to find a show for my kids that didn’t suck or was super annoying (I’m looking at you, Nature Cat). Next thing I know I’m telling my husband he needs to watch this super cute show and then we’re watching ALL THE EPISODES.

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