and in unrelated news we're sad for doing so poorly in the clop contest

i mean

we didn't really take it seriously

nor did we write anything exclusively with the contest in mind aside that rainbow/celestia fic

and we didn't proofread our stuff that well

and we don't have editors

and uh

well that's about it

we just feel the suck

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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So, I'm back. No memory loss, not much tiredness, nothing notable (apart from a little emotional breakdown afterwards while still struggling to breathe again post-procedure). It was simpler than going to the dentist, truth be told. If it's this easy I might not need to take as much time off work as I'd been planning.

Oh, one more thing. I woke up in the middle of the procedure.

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Hello Everypony,

I'll be posting a new commission story this afternoon. It has royal things, chaotic things, life-changing decisions, and a whole mess of feels, made possible by the patronage of DbzOrDie!

If you're interested, be on the lookout for it, and as always, I thank anypony and everypony for their time. Enjoy!

So, I've had my laptop longer than I can remember. It's pretty damned old as far as computers go. It's nearing the end of it's life, and I'm really trying to keep it working. But honestly, it seems like it's got more problems each day.

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I've always tried my best to put a bit of the theatrical spirit within If You Give a Little Love, and just for fun, right now I'd like to show you a little bit of how a slightly more obscure play made it into the story. If you don't care about this sort of thing, please feel free to just read the new excerpt, ignore my Twilight-style lecturings about the history hidden behind the passage, and skip straight to the stars at the end for something that I want everyone to see. But if this

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I am in such a bad mood right now, I missed the chance to see the Pokémon Symphonic Evolutions concert in my area, and realized today that I missed it yesterday!

Because I do not want to be bothered at the moment (Because this bad mood will last for quite a while), I am temporarily labeling all my posted stories as Cancelled.

I'll get back and undo it, only when my bad mood has lifted…

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In today's story, reach back to the fundamental core of My Little Pony: The fertile imagination of horse-loving children.

How Equestria Was Made
[Tragedy] [Sad] [Human] • 14,778 words

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Alright everyone, it's passed moderation and is out for your viewing pleasure! I hope you enjoy my first try at a bittersweet/sad story.

Thank you to everyone who helped me make it better and thanks to all of you readers. Have fun!

On Target

...it's 2:36pm as I type this. Whoops.

ANYWAY, the results of the survey are, unsurprisingly, mostly pony. Only one person each chose FNAF and BIONICLE, and three people chose Other.

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The story going up today is...an unusual case.

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There's no secret to the quality of today's story — just a gripping look at the secrets of a mare facing a life-changing decision.

Ciphers
[Drama] [Romance] [Sad] [Slice of Life] • 6,110 words

Untold luxury and wealth. A place in high society. A life full of the finer things. All this and more await Fleur, but at what cost?

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Ok, first of all, I know a lot of people hate Valentines Day. I can see their point. It's commercialized, it focuses on couples which singles out the...singles, it makes showing love for someone an obligatory one-day thing, it's childish and dumb and pink...

But I'll let you in on a little secret:

I.
Fucking.
LOVE.
Valentines Day.

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You read that right. It's simple, has prizes, and hopefully will prove to be a lot of fun in very poor taste. Give it a shot or ask questions about it here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212308/the-barcast/thread/321290/the-barcast-writing-contest-1-make-spike-suffer

It should be fun. I'm really looking forward to reading what you guys create.

-Pencil

But the caller ID sign says 'No Caller ID'. You ignore it. The call comes again a few minutes later, so you ignore it. Another few minutes later, 'No Caller ID' calls again, you get annoyed, but you ignore it. Again, it calls, but this time, you answer it.

You would probably greet in a pretty annoyed tone.

A soft voice talks. "Oh? I don't want an attitude like that around Equestria."

You immediately recognize the voice.

It was Princess Celestia.

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Well, I hope you like sads, very brief sex scenes, and long internal monologue, because oh boy do I have a story for you. A day late, but it's still done.

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We're grateful our job brings us to gems like today's story.

Now Hiring
[Sad] • 3,602 words

Pear Butter and Bright McIntosh have recently passed. What remains of the Apple Family find themselves in the care of their newest family member. But they can't do everything to provide for the new foal on their own.

An ad is placed.

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