...that dabbing is a show of intense sorrow in Changeling culture?

Hi folks,

Just a small-ish update today; the Smolcellus mini fluff-fic you might have been expecting has gone straight into Proximity in the interests of efficiency. So, if you want your fix, head over to that story and check the latest chapter.

So, um... Have some cute Smolcellus snuggle pics instead.

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"Do you three understand why what you did was wrong?"

"Yes dad."

"We were just being funny-"

"Ocellus! Do not make me warn you again."

"...Yes, I understand."

"Yes dad..."

"Good. Now, you're all grounded for a week, and when you're ungrounded, I expect each of you to give Griff a sincere apology."

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*Walking into a room where Thorax, Ocellus, and Apex are* "Where the fuck is my sword?!"

*Covers Apex's ears* "Pharynx, there are nymphs present! Could you please be more appropriate?"

"Okay, fine. May I please ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking sword?"

*Snickering loudly*

You know all the other well-known changeling characters? They all had pony forms of their own.

Thorax has Crystal Hoof.

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“I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.”

“But what about bossing the soldiers around? It’s my job!”

“Okay, fine. Other than your job. And no Tempest.”

“Tempest is sick anyway, I can’t go see her.”

“Then no weapons.”

“I need those for my job.”

“Then no… um…” *glances at Ocellus* “No Ocellus.”

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"Go on, get out of here!"

"You disgusting freak!"

"Go back to Applewood you beast!"

"This isn't no circus, get out!"

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"Brook!"

"Ripple!"

"Brook!"

"Ripple!"

"Brook!"

"Ripple!"

"Brook!"

"Ripple!"

"Brook!"

"Ripple!"

"Brook!"

"Ripple!"

"So, uh, how long have they been going at it?"

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The new chapter for Changeling Theory is up. Go read!

*Umbra, upon seeing the bloody streak under Bezier’s nostril, bursts out laughing*

“...What? Why’s it funny?”

“Ahahaha! Oh man, Bez, what have you seen?”

“What have I seen? What’s that supposed to—?” *Her eyes went wide.* “Oh...”

*Now some of the others were snickering.* “Don’t you even—”

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This is gonna be a story that Oculus will be doing, about Smolder being a boxer and stuff.

Here’s the rough draft he did.

And here is the digital art I did.

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When I wrote this story, I honestly wasn't sure about finishing it or posting it. When I did on Sunday night, I just thought I'd just sleep on it and see what the reaction would be. I did not expect it to be featured the following Monday and Tuesday, nor did I expect it to end up being a forum discussion on Changeling headcanons, but thank you so much for the feedback and reception. It was nice to see some readers comment on errors and room for improvement, as well as say how much they liked

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So, dergs and buggos? They make a great pair, and might just be getting some story love in the morning pacific time. Don't be late!

"Oi, Phary, a word?"

"What do you need, mom?"

"I was wondering if you'd enjoy having some tea and biscuits in my room. I've some work to do and I needn't do it by myself if you'd want to help."

*Standing nearby, staring* "...Um... Fortuna? Did Kydra slip some kind of language barrier potion in your water this morning?"

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So as promised, I uploaded a sequel to ‘I Owe You One’. It would have been up sooner if only I didn’t keep second guessing myself on all of it, from the dialogue to the title itself (which is a great song, by the way). I hope y’all enjoy ‘Softly’.

Also, more ideas have been brewing in my mind. Oddly enough, one is a sequel and one is new. We’ll see what happens. And yes, I’m still working on that giant YonaBar fic. Over halfway done!

Anyway, back to my 9 to 5.

Twilight: So, I have you six here because--

Ocellus: Can we not right now? This is cutting into my cardio time.

Gallus: No one cares about how healthy you are.

Ocellus: I can change the world one salad at a time.

“So Passion and Umbra are playing Twister again?”

“Mhm. They’ve been playing it since they were kids.”

“Look how adorable they look.”

Bezier looked over to the pair; Passion and Umbra were both in twisted poses, but most noticeable thing about it was Passion’s large, plump butt right in Umbra’s face.

She snickered. “Enjoying the view, Umbra?”

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Been a while since I did one of these. Story stuff first.

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Hey, all, quick couple of announcements.

Second story of the Bastion trilogy now has a full first draft. I'll finish the third story's first draft, then go back and start over and edit things for consistency with theme and such, as per usual when doing larger projects. Advance warning, though: I'll be using Starlight Glimmer extensively in the first two. Feel free to tune out if that's a hard 'no' for you.

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