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if Stitch’s Great Escape was in epic mickey

You see my swag, Now you wanna come and give me all this drag
I think you better back, back
Because my hand is itching to give you a smack
What's your name again, Jack?
It's the end of the road, ain't no turning back
Don't let the fly taste fool you
Matter of fact, it's about time that I school you
Don't worry, I'm not in a hurry
I don't even wanna get my fresh gear dirty
A little birdie chirped of your flurry

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Check Out My YouTube Music Channel

Hello everyone! I just thought I would share my YouTube music channel for anyone who would like to listen to some of the original songs I have written.

I am the one singing in the videos, since a lot of people have asked that, just to clarify things.

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Hello folks!

I've finally published a fanfiction again! And it's my first one for Flurry Heart!
Originally, I wanted to wait longer with publishing it until I have finished it, to not put another multi-chapter fic that I have to finish on my back.
But the story became longer and longer and when already the second chapter brought it to more than 8,000 words, I became impatient and finally wanted to release something, so I went ahead and did it.

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Let's see if I can maintain maximum punnage until the event ends.

Last week's is set in stone. Go look.

This week... well, we're continuing "Mighty Morphin' Kaiju Rangers." So yeah, you're slightly fucked.

Since Starlight is probably going to stay with the Mane Six (even though a part of me hopes she doesn't and they forget she ever existed), she's also going to make an appearance in the next Equestria Girls film, whatever that may be.

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This here is a, slightly late, announcement that I changed my plans for this week. Loyal readers of "Dreamwalker Dash" will have already noticed something changed yesterday when they waited for a new chapter without being rewarded with one, readers of "A Storm on the Horizon of the Arcane World" will have at least suspected that something is going on when my promised teaser didn't come on Sunday.

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.....is to always be 100% honest with their followers. And the truth is, I got struck with a heavy fit of depression that crippled me for the most part during the last five days. That is why the final chapter of "Aegis" still isn't there and why there wasn't the promised writing report yesterday.

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That sofa is funny. "No one believes you."

These guys are correct, but are mistaken at the same time. Whites aren't the only group who feel this way. Hispanics and Asians don't like this nonsense either. I, personally, don't care what blacks think, they're just another part of the problem.

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And that's how Honkler won World War "Where To Pee"

If you're offended and feeling invalidated again.
Just go and dye your hair again.

As promised, here's the latest story updates and news and blah blah blah if you like my stories or are reading one read this.

New Celestia (and Luna) one-shot can be found here. It's a little different from my other Celly and Luna filly fanfics in a few ways but is the same in terms of continuity and stuffs.

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