The girls are all attractive. I don't think that's in dispute for any of us. But, much like their wildly different personalities, their types of attractiveness vary as well. And it's not unreasonable to assume that their own self-images may not reflect the opinions of those who see them. So, to that end, a brief digression into rating the girls on a 1 to 10 scale for various types of attractiveness. As always, this is completely arbitrary and subjective.

The categories are:

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Come a read how Twilight and the other ponies have to know their new queen as well as see what kind of life they will now be subjected to live into. I have also reread some of the old chapters and changed some small things so you can watch those if you are curious of what I changed. Anyways, enjoy.

Absolution Parts 1 & 2 have been carefully read and fixed; the first two chapters have been revised and reposted.

"My Dearest Applejack" has finally been updated with three new chapters. I've noticed the last two run a bit short, but I'm sure that's not a problem.

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Excerpt From Episode Episode 67 - Coming Tuesday!

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With April Fool's Day looming will Batty actually be able to review this episode about zombie ponies or will a certainly clip from a bad E.T. rip off rear it's ugly head?

https://youtu.be/2Kf17X7Yg34

Hopefully, some of you can appreciate that little clip. ^_^

Hell, it feels like forever since I posted a story... I guess 2.5 months isn't too bad, but it feels like an eternity to me. [Link Below]

[Adult story embed hidden]

Go read it, Please. :D
Tell me what you think

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No matter how much i watch this show i love every single character on the show ranging from twilight to starlight glimmer. I have about five favorite characters i love the most, and one of them is the Element of Honesty herself AppleJack, the younger sister to Big Mac, and older sister to Apple Bloom.

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After some technical difficulties, Batty returns to give her thoughts on a surprisingly divisive episode of season 8.

https://youtu.be/mhfELh5llvA

I'll say this about Celestia, she has excellent taste.

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Back in Stare Master, the Cutie Mark Crusaders pondered what a cutie mark for arguing would look like. In the MLP AA crossover, Turnabout Storm, Apple Bloom got an answer: lawyering in a nutshell.

It sounded silly, but the adults do bring up the concept of arguing a lot.

https://youtu.be/xH2Pgr6mN1M

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Grading Scale:

A (fantastic episode)
A- (an excellent episode with at least one flaw)
B+ (a great episode with a couple of flaws)
B (a good episode which still could have been better)

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Figured I'd try this out here and see what happens. I mentioned in my first blog post here that in addition to writing fics I'm also doing a series of pony related videos talking about my various thoughts, opinions and theories on the show. Or why I like certain things I do. Such as certain ships! Which is what my latest video is all about. So if you want to know which ships I sail and why check out this video here!

https://youtu.be/wNCQGgPzZow

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So it's May 2017, and I haven't been heard of on here since December. I'am writing this blog just to touch on how 2017 has been so far writing-wise and to explain why I haven't published any stories lately.

I am just going to say this outright, 2017 has been a fucking nightmare in terms of trying to write fics. This isn't due to any unforeseen circumstances outside of my control, it's mostly all my fault.

So let me walk you through this madness month by month.

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The next chapter is still being edited at the moment, I doubt it will be much longer though as it practically where I would like it to be. In the meantime I have finally figuired out Fanfiction.nets posting system ().

So I give you my crossover fiction: Zootopia; Lightning!

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Eeyup. It's about 4:30 in the AM and I'm actually off tonight! So I figured I should work on the story I've been struggling with because... no time to write. But now there's time to write! So write I shall!

The Great Pillow Fight (Story is complete and now awaiting edits)

Come chat with me please?

Hey folks,

Yeah, I'm doing much better. Thanks for asking. Well, so far as my healing goes, anyway. Still very sore and stiff, but that's to be expected. However, I'm trying to get back to work with my stories and art. So hopefully this Spring I'll have an update or two, only time will tell.

Later.

^A Penny for the Old Guy^

I've always wanted to be a writer but according to a user name Cytotoxin I'm not a writer, I'm a sad sack who uses self inserts and meaningless bland plots to make my shitty life seem like ya worth while.
He is right nothing unwritten will ever be good and I should just quit and leave it to professionals like him. So I'm sorry I wasted everyone's time with chasing my dreams but I'm throwing in the towel and giving up.

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