A Thief's Tale: The Road to Redemption is the 87th longest story.

Can you quack, mother f*cker?

Slap happy af. So hype. I'm so very hype, like you can't even comprehend.

This seemed like a good idea at the time, but you are now having more regrets than ever. You reminded yourself that all you had to do is stand there and wear armor. That's it, easy bits. Not even work when you think about it.
“This is a special moment in history, I'm going to be the first female guard ever,” you remind yourself. It wasn't working well as you still didn't want to go. Like a filly who doesn't want to go to school. But you have to, you already agreed to this.

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1) The Company We Keep has some new chapters released for those who missed them
2) My new story Fever Dreams should have the first part coming out soon
3) I don't know how soon, sorry
4) Have an Applejack video:

5) Spring break is here, so I'll be on quite a bit more than usual
6) Me making headcanon blogs for my au in the near future might be a thing, if so they'll be getting their own tag

Hey, guys!

So after a bit of dithering and planning and organizing and more dithering, I've finally got a gofundme set up for the hard copy of Reading Rainbow's One Full Day poem within the story. Details and donations go here. I'll make sure to pm those of you that expressed interest in the previous blog(s).

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That's a real nice FIMfiction devoid of quality 2nd Person OC x Princess Twilight Romance Choose-Your-Own-Adventure fics you have there

It'd sure be a shame if someone

was 8600 words and about 3/5ths done with exactly that.

Sorry for my absence from the internet. My old laptop died just before New Years Eve and I just bough a new laptop. So anyways have a Happy New Year. Also i would like to apologise once again for not making any progress on Fluttershy Batwings since i got so busy with life and my Youtube channel. But hopefully i'll make progress on Fluttershy Batwings this year. So enjoy this video.

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I've got a fair few stories I've begun but never submitted. Of the ones on that list, only one is a sequel to an older story, and another one is the drafting stage for FMP. Many of these were written during lazy periods in the day, and a couple are parodies of more popular stories (big surprise which ones those are).

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Hey there everyone! I have some news that's BIG...if true. (It is true)

I was invited to be a guest on The Barcast coming up here on Saturday the 24th from 7-9p EST! It should be a real blast- I've been an occasional but very interested Youtube lurker for them, so it's a big dream come true to get an invite!

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Finally got my vacation and I'm spending a week-plus in Las Pegasus Vegas starting two days ago. How is it? Hot and dry. Temperatures forecast to be 110F later this week, but they keep the giant poker rooms at the Rio conference center they use for the WSOP (World Series of Poker) so cool I had to buy a sweatshirt. How am I doing? Played three daily tournaments and hit the money (barely) the first time, just missed it the second, and did very badly on the third thanks to one stupid

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I've just republished the first few chapters of The Sound of One Hoof Clopping, my ponified Zen koan collection.

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It won't be official until tomorrow, but I will be attending Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine starting in August!

I've been a Chicagoan pretty much all of my life so it's great to be returning home (although to be honest I've learned to appreciate Cleveland's merits too over the past four years).

Here's to four more years of education, four more years (at least) of pony fanfiction, and a lifetime of memes.

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Here are some ideas I'm working on as of January 2015. Probably not all of them will reach fruition.

* Cadence x Twilight ship/clop story with a dark side to it.
* Trixie farce. (DONE)
* Lyra x Lyra x Bon Bon x Twilight shipping/clop set in the Equestria Girls universe. (ONGOING)
* Follow-up to Fritter x Flitter

Hey everyone, not sure if anyone's even going to bother reading this but as you all know I've been taking requests and posting blogs and such here on my profile but I'm not entirely sure if anyone cares and/or if I'm just posting for nothing but I'm going to keep doing so because whatever. I care about you guys and what you want and try to include you guys in super fun ways, but nothing seems to be working. Sorry if this sounds preachy but I'm going on no sleep for the last two days so yeah,

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Wait what?! horizon is releasing two stories in a month? This is so unprecedented that we've already used up all our jokes about the unlikeliness of this occurrence!

But due to a SNAFU with this weekend's Writeoff (involving accidentally getting sleep before the deadline), and a little time Sunday to expand and polish, I've got a submission which missed the competition, and it's getting a straight-to-FIMFiction release! Details below the cut, but first:

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I was supposed to release a brand new story yesterday, to coincide with Sunset Shimmer Day 2017. However, due to a number of factors—the leading one being that I needed to make the story's cover art, which took way too long—it didn't arrive.

However...

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Alright! So far the story reception has been amazing, and I would like to thank you all once again for your favorites, thumbs up, and watching. I do appreciate it very much.

That being said, you'd better keep watching! Because a lot of your favorite stories on my profile are about to get a lot bigger. More chapters are being planned for "Along with the Snow" and it will not be a small addition by any means.

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Amethyst’s Kinky Advent Calendar

Xmas Stories

Ho-ho-ho – what is that I hear? Boots thudding on the roof? A groan as Santa Claus slides down your chimney? And is that the tinkling of sleigh bells on the breeze?

Well, it’s the bells on your reindeer submissive’s harness, but surely that counts too...right?

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In celebration for having 600 crazy po- followers, I released a new story to very weak reception.

Ponies crying, in my fic? It's more likely than you think.

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I'm working on a number of projects, but everything is slowed down at the moment.

This was in an episode.

I'm not sure what the deal is. I think my headspace is bad for writing because of some of the medication I've been taking, so presumably this will be a temporary hiccup.

My current front burner:

Update TSJ (finally)

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I can honestly say that this is the first story of this series that actually hurt to write. But I'd still like you to read it.

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