I just found that video on YouTube and it got me thinking somehow:

Could it have worked that way?

My fan fiction about Princess Celestia in a nutshell. A lot of them at least.

She needs a bigger cake here. And never quit eating cake. She needs even more cake.

My latest story: Fry And The Alien Sun Pony

Is a crackship of Philip J. Fry and Princess Celestia. What are your thoughts on this crackship?

And what are your thoughts on my story of it?

As you probably noticed, I posted a new story for the first time since late 2014, and let me tell you, it feels damn good. 2015 was terrible for me in pretty much every way, so getting back in the saddle is like kicking that year's dust off my shoes. As for the story, you can find it here:

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So.

I tend to be a strange sort of thinker. I love to use my imagination and daydream about any old thing that takes my fancy, but I have this nearly insatiable urge for those flights of fancy to make sense - at least within the world in which they inhabit.

Given that, here's my thoughts on how the world of FiM came into being:

It's earth.

Yeah, thought up by plenty before me, but here's where that whole "needs to make sense" bit comes into play.

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Being late can do a lot of things. It can have positive or negative impacts depending on the individual and what it is their late for.

What if Nightmare Moon was late for her appointment back to Equestria? What would she do then?

The Link To the Story

Remember the Reflections arc in the comics? Princess Celestia went back through the mirror to say a passionate and heartfelt goodbye to Good King Sombra after Starswirl found out; then she went back to say another passionate and heartfelt goodbye, and then to sob her heart out over what just happened to Luna, and then because she was so desperately lonely and had no one at all to talk to, and one thing led to another and suddenly it was a thousand years later and their two worlds were

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So yes, I wrote a thing.

A short thing, full of stuff.

I suck at descriptions, so just read it. They changed tags, so I can't mark it as tragicomedy (sad/comedy). Now tagged correctly, THANKS BRAIN FOR NOT DOING THAT THE FIRST TIME!

JUST READ IT!

The Story (It's a one-shot! No cliffhangers I promise!)

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Script style is not allowed for stories, so I am posting this in my Blog. The idea hit me and I had to write it up.

How Equestria Girls Actually Occurred...

<In a hallway at Canterlot High School>

Twilight Sparkle: Principal Celestia? She's the ruler here?
Fluttershy: You could say that. Technically, I guess she and Vice Principal Luna do make the rules.
Twilight Sparkle: Where is she now?

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Don't deny it... you all have them as much as I do... a character you think is pretty/handsome, or is like you in many ways and that you can ACTUALLY relate to, and would be your ideal match.

Well I have them too, but before I go any further, I should point out...

It's okay to have them, it's not like it's a bad thing or a crime... provided you have a firm grip on the REALITY of things.

-They are not real
-You cannot have a real relationship with them
-Try not to overobsess.

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These are some stories I'm working on. They may or may not see the light of day.

1. Ask Not The Sun-
A one shot, semi drabble that focuses on Celestia.

2.Shimmering Splendid-
A longer fic focusing on Sunset Shimmer. AU. No Mirror/Ignores EQG.

3. The Shine of His Scales-
A one-shot Spike fic.

BUT FIRST LET ME WRITE 10 PAGES ABOUT THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AND MOVIES. AND THEN I'LL COMPARE THEM TO INCEPTION

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So, I was reading the TVTropes page for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and when I went to the trivia section, I found out that, in the Mexican dub, Captain Phasma is voiced by the same person as Princess Celestia. Then, to top that off, I found out that the German dub has Rey being voiced by the same person as Trixie.

Just... wow.

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THe real reason the new chapter of Discord's New Business is taking so long: Writer's block.

Seriously, I have no idea what to write for this chapter. I had a wonderful idea for Celestia/Transformation error when it looked like that was going to win, but for Celestia/Seapony, the best I can come up with is that she goes to visit the seapony queen from the upcoming movie and... that's it. I don't know what to write beyond that.

I'm sorry, everyone.

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Been a while since I've done one of these, huh? I hope this even posts, Skype just committed suicide on me and my internet is being really wonky right now.

Anyway, here is a little bit from Alicorn Switcheroo, Chapter 5. As always, this is unedited stuff that may or may not make the final cut. But I figured it would be a good time to show that I actually AM working on my older projects and pushing for completion.

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These names are bad.

Nightmare Moon made sense because night - mare - moon. A mare of the night that controls the moon.

You know what's a better name for Evil Celestia/Corrupt Celestia/Nightmare'd Celestia/The Celestia that flipped the metaphorical table and burned Equestria into a wasteland to save it?

Daybreak Doom.

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In this thread here, I blow up over the characterization of Cel and Lulu in "A Royal Problem". My points are valid, I promise, but it's still an infuriated rant.

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I'm a little angry with that Wedding fic that I posted (And hate that it's getting praised) So I thought I'd torture Celestia a bit.

Even though there don't seem to be Televisions and DVDs in Equestria, Meh!

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