It's Friday, I'm drinking, you're bored ... · 5:35am May 7th, 2016
... and I may have just talked not only myself but a collaborator into some impromptu livewriting performance art.
... and I may have just talked not only myself but a collaborator into some impromptu livewriting performance art.
Some background first.
So, as some know, I've had two boyfriends and I'm on a third.
The first boyfriend lasted a month and I'm not entirely sure either of us really felt anything for each other. Haven't talked to him in a while, but I still consider him a friend *shrug*
I've never really looked at my own body of work and tried to suss out a general theme. As far as I know, I don't really have an identity as far as what I write, at best having one for how I write. I don't know that you could sum my work on Fimfiction up in one sentence, the way you could say that Majin Syeekoh writes irreverent comedy with intermittent navel-gazing, or that Carapace and friends write fluffy romances about the contrast between sour and sweet. Of course, if you can, feel free. I
So..."Grief is the Price We Pay"...
...at the time of posting this, it stands at...
...98 chapters...
...609,417 words...
...802 upvotes...
...63 downvotes...
...4,572 comments...
...took a year and a half to write...
...and now it is finally finished.
Here for you to overlook is the obligatory "I'm Alive!" comment to open up with.
I'll tell you what's great:
Nachos and salsa. Old El Paso style.
Even better with some mature cheddar cheese and melted together in a microwave. Mmm. Everytime you go out somewhere and nachos are on the menu, go for it, dude!
Ok, I don't know if anyone has seen this, but I couldn't stop laughing, so here it is:
I have a new story that stands no chance of being on the front page, because I unpublished it for two days when the contest was extended. That saddens me. It's very personal and I want you to read it.
Only one author on Fimfiction will know just how personal. Let's just say I didn't have to make much up.
Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.
So. Remember the little caffeine stunt? I went to class while still on the high, more coffee than human, and, uh.
I think I either seduced a teacher, or became a part-time lecturer myself. Or both. I'm still not sure.
Anyway! That will be explained in detail later, in a different blog, because I'm being actually serious, and this is the kind of story you share, god dammit. I thrive on the attention.
Months in development, A Study in Chaos Theory is the first major book in the Wavelength Timeline's third act, the Dreamers Arc. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time. Things are finally in motion!
Sequence Initiation, the first chapter, is now available!
I posted an expanded and revised version of a story I wrote for the “I Regret Nothing” writeoff today!
The Tenth Anniversary of the Death of Jonagold Apple
by Titanium Dragon
Comedy
1,631 words
This is how I have to do my schoolwork every day now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Someone had to do it, so it might as well be me.
Yes, that's right, I made a Rarity x Coloratura group. Or I suppose, a Rarity + Coloratura group; it is intended to encompass not only shipfics, but also stories about them as friends or working together.
Why?
*internal thoughts during The Perfect Pear*
"If Granny Smith seemed pretty reasonable towards Bright Macintosh, then wouldn't she be able to set the Apple-Pear rivalry aside for him?"
"Why doesn't Granny Smith trust other families, anyway?"
I GOT INSPIRED TO MAKE THIS CREAM COLORED BRALETTE OUT OF RIBBON AND LACE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC. HOWEVER, I HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC TO MAKE A HALF AND HALF KIND OF BRA. I REALLY HOPE IT TURNS OUT WELL. I FINISHED THE CUPS, AND I'M HALFWAY THROUGH SEWING THE BAND. THEN I HAVE TO CAREFULLY SEW THAT SHIT TOGETHER. IT WILL BE RELIEVING TO GET TO THE PART IN WHICH I PUT THE RIBBON THROUGH THE BAND.
Unique - Arestyr!
Arestyr - So, the wielder of the Blue Aura enters the stage, eager to hear a symphony of agony
Unique - The only sound I'll be hearing is going to be your bones snapping beneath my hooves!