Hey, remember when I wrote 100 stories and I got a bot to write a berry punch story for me as a joke in celebration?
WUTEN. NARRATED. IT.

Seriously, the madman actually did it. Go listen. It's... a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onKBjj-MBHQ

-anonpencil

P.S. Wuten I love you bruv.

Expect a new story to go live tomorrow.
Yes it has Berry Punch in it.
Yes it has a happy ending.
...yes it has sex.

See you tomorroooooow....

If someone were to, say, publish all of the Broken Love series. WITH a new chapter, not yet released online, as well as a chapter that I will release in the next 3 days... would that be, I dunno... neat? Not even would you buy it. You could, in theory, if you wanted to. Just... would it be a nice thing to birth into existence?

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I am back from a vacation I took over the previous week, and I thought I'd give you the super briefest update on "On Common Ground," the second sequel to When You Least Expect It.

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-Pencil

EDIT:

AH make that Quints!

So, for anyone who actually enjoyed or at least had feels with When You Least Expect It, you'll be happy to know that I've almost finished its one-part sequel. I was tempted to do it in two parts and, you know, I may tack on an additional bit if the mood strikes me. But as of now it's looking like it'll be maybe 5k words, will have mild sexual content (enough to have an M tag, but nothing too far), and will give you a

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Now that the grossness is done, what am I working on?

It'll be a while, and it'll be a few thousand words long, but I've wanted to write this for a while and, damn it, I'm going to. If you don't want some sweet sads, introspection, and bittersweet resolution, that's your business.

Happy Memorial day everyone.

-Pencil

This morning, 'When You Least Expect It' finally dropped off of the featured box. And I gotta say, that was one hell of a fun little ride to be on. The story quickly became my most highly rated story, higher even than 'Falling For You' Which has held that spot for probably about a year. It became one of the top 50 berry punch stories of all time, and it brought me a lot of people who...well they're going to be pretty disappointed when they read my other work.

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First of, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
I mean that shit too. I want it to be happy for you. If you comment on this post at all, or ask, I'll post you a Valentines day card on here. I'm not kidding. I really meant it when I said last time that I FUCKING LOVE THIS STUPID HOLIDAY and who knows. Maybe you just want to get a valentine from someone today, and I'm up for that.

Second...This shit happened.

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Ok, first of all, I know a lot of people hate Valentines Day. I can see their point. It's commercialized, it focuses on couples which singles out the...singles, it makes showing love for someone an obligatory one-day thing, it's childish and dumb and pink...

But I'll let you in on a little secret:

I.
Fucking.
LOVE.
Valentines Day.

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