If anyone wants to hate on me, just know that I've got Equestria's Grim Reaper on speed dial.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

"No matter how many friends you do lose...you can always make more." - Michael J. Caboose

Long-since revived Horse Enthusiast

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.