One fateful day a simple man is ripped from his comfortable bed and is swung across realities into a world not his own and a body eerily familiar to him.

He now has the eldritch powers of a certain pink earth pony. What will he do with said power? Only time will tell.

The shitposting has been doubled!

[This will be randomly updated whenever I feel like it]

[Tag] (Poppy Playtime)

S-M-I-L-E everyday! When you are down and out. (static) No need to frown and pout! (static) Cuz Smiling Critters' (static) here to say... S-M-I-L-E everyday!

Yes you guess it. I went to a comic-con, buy an item from the Merchant and now I am in Equestria as DogDay (static).. No wait as Bobby BearHug. (static) No Bubba Bubbaphant, (static) CraftyCorn, (static) Maybe Hoppy Hopscotch? (static) KickinChicken? (static) PickyPiggy.. (static) As CatNap for sure. (static) Oh whatever! Look something happened at that con that is causing me to keep glitching into anyone of the Smiling Critters. All I can do now is find a way to survive in this Equestria. And do it with a smile.

(Testing a new type of Displace called the Glitch Displace.)

This story is a sequel to The Start of a Royal Addiction

Luna has heard hushed whispers of the newest addition to Ponyville visiting her sister quite often.

Ponies talk about something called "scritches and pats." Luna isn't exactly sure what it is. But her sister and her dear friend Twilight have started acting weird. She intends to get to the bottom of this, and one way or another put an end to this apparent speading "addiction."

(Cover art is credited now)

Featured 2 hours after posting. Huzzah!

In an Alternate Universe, Starlight Glimmer destroys the world.

Written for the 'Tropical Post-Apocalyptic Story Contest. https://www.fimfiction.net/group/215801/hall-of-contests-sfw/thread/538292/open-tropical-post-apocalyptic-story-contest

Written as a Judge entry that won't be judged but to promote the contest.

Starlight Glimmer destroyed the world. No, like , for real.

Unfortunately, she survived to pay the price.

The price? Trying to fix it... to the disdain of every pony around her.

Rainbow Dash knows how to be loyal, to pull some sick tricks, and to go fast. She, however, is completely clueless in the matter of chair building. Luckily, with a little help from her friend Applejack, perhaps the two mares will get it assembled in time for the big event.

This is a dialogue-only fic part of a contest.
Inspiration taken from 6-D Pegasus' Rainbow Dash vs Chair, in that it has a chair and a Rainbow Dash.

The sky explodes.

An entry in the Dialogue Only Contest.

Everyone’s favorite unicorn is doing something else today so I'm writing about Rarity instead.

This short fic is just practice for writing Rarity and Sweetie Belle as I weave them into my long fic (which you can beta read if you visit my user page). Let me know if I’m getting the vibes right; that's all I really care about with this.

Edit: There's a dialogue contest so might as well incorporate this into that. Puts some constraints on where I was planning to go with the story, but hey, it's a nice challenge.

This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle's Addiction

Ever since the awkward incident with Twilight and Anon, Celestia has had an interest in Anons "sritches and pets" as he says.

Today is the day she finally tries them. She just hopes that they really are as good as Twilight has been hyping them up to be.

(Not sure who the artist is. If anyone informs me I'll credit them.)

Holy moly. Featured 1 hour after posting and achieved top of popular. 2/5 - 6/5/24

This story is a sequel to Queen Chrysalis' Pony School, For Little Girls

Arch Meteor is a boy, ready and eager to go to school. Just that it is a school for little girls.

He had chosen to go to the school at the Hotel, where his parents had their suite. If he had hoped to get ahead, or just did not want to get behind his pears in school; but he had made the choice: opting to sign in, at the school at the Royal Twilight Inn.

Had they chosen this hotel, based on the name, or prior experience? Arch did not know. Would it matter? He did not know, neither did he particularly care now. He is already here, so he can as well make the most of it.

Once he had walked from his parents suite, to the suite he had been assigned to in the school’s dorm, the adventure is about to begin.

How will he make it, at the girls’ school? He is about to find out.

Just as he is about to find out, just what kind of a school he had signed up to.

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Illustration: N/A
Written by: Kentavritsa
Edited by: Kentavritsa
Re-edited by: ???
Aproved: Moderator
Rating: Everyone
Status: Incomplete
Puns: Intended
Prequel: Confirmed
Sequel: Intended

This story is a sequel to Delinquent Debutante

There are many, many things Queen Chrysalis would rather be doing in what little spare time she has than making a trek to the frigid northlands - unfortunately, the intel she collected warrants the long, cold, unpleasant trip. Seriously, who in their right mind would capture a Princess ~ moreover, how could somepony capture a Princess?! With her day thoroughly ruined, she begrudgingly embarks on a small adventure...

Artwork by Corantus (Twitter @corantus)

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