An accurate student progress report for Sunset Shimmer might get her expelled, or perhaps institutionalized. Fortunately, Vice Principal Luna knows how to write...tactfully.
Rainbow Dash heads into a record store and accidentally stumbles upon a WonderBolts record. Excitement builds up inside her, and she buys it immediately. When she gets back home, however, it turns out she can't handle a vinyl for the life of her.
Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career. She thinks this is normal.
Sparks came from damaged sections on Sweetie's right foreleg as she stood up to face height, the jaws of both other fillies having fallen open at the sight of her battered form. "This unit requires help."
Princess Celestia was quite clearly overworked lately. Twilight just had to find a way to help. Unfortunately, the only answer she found was a bit odd.