"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

i love reading, and i have many stories i wish to tell... i just get in over my head or impatient at times. that and my worst enemy is capitalization.

Forget not that I am a derp.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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