How much wood would a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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What the Hell even is a Woodchuck?

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[gapty]

A chucker of wood

[Gyro Pony]

Woodchucks ?

Those are the Ducktales boy and girl scouts, yes ?

[yakopak]

A woodchuck is a bird, ergo they cannot chuck wood

[Blaze-saber]

I can tell you this, a woodchuck can never chuck wood

[magusmon]

From Wikipedia:
The groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as the woodchuck, is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots. The groundhog is a lowland creature of North America; it is found through much of the Eastern United States, across Canada and into Alaska. It was first scientifically described by Carl Linnaeus in 1758.

The groundhog is also referred to as a chuck, wood-shock, groundpig, whistlepig, whistler, thickwood badger, Canada marmot, monax, moonack, weenusk, red monk, land beaver, and, among French Canadians in eastern Canada, siffleux. The name "thickwood badger" was given in the Northwest to distinguish the animal from the prairie badger. Monax (Móonack) is an Algonquian name of the woodchuck, which means "digger" (cf. Lenape monachgeu). Young groundhogs may be called chucklings.