Filthy Rich died, it wasn't graceful or heroic. He just died.
Now Death has come to collect his due.
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Written for the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting 'Death and Taxes' contest.
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BaeroRemedy
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This...this made my bloody day
I love this
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Thanks! Comedy is a little out of my wheelhouse but I had a lot of fun writing this!
I'm surprised he didn't take 8t just to spite his family after what he saw
“You ain’t taking me so easily ya hear!”
This was great, extremely funny. Nice work
I guarantee Granny Smith would, and probably will, fight off the reaper with a cast iron skillet if need be.
Do not fear the reaper, become what the reaper fears.
Well... He is keeping to his principles.
And Reapy you aint geting Grany untill she sees her great great great great grandfoals and it'll still be a fight.
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Well-written, with a clear message. Like some other comedy out there, it's great and funny until you dig deep into it. And if you do, the implications of it are rather disturbing. Wouldn't be the first time, even among mainstream media stuff.
I feel like this would be Donald Trump's death...
I could see this happening with the Equestria Girls version of Filthy Rich (who was portrayed as a garden-variety rich asshole because "Legend of Everfree" needed one for its "pave paradise and put up a parking lot" plot).
"Mort, you come any closer t' me an I'll feed ya that scythe th' wrong way 'round. Now git!"
I respect when people stick to their guns...usually.
People really aren't allowed to do that.
I don't know why everybody depicts Filthy as a typical rich asshole. His pony self hasn't really done anything, and seemed a geuinely good businessman when working with the Apples. I still find it cute how he made his daughter participate in Granny's weird bunny suit ritual.
He's just a shitty father, really. The parent that pushes her to be a dick is the mother...
Great, just great! I am gonna get visited by a chihuahua sized equine Grim Reaper tonight because of you Baero!
Why? Because you made me rupture a kidney laughing too hard, that's why!
This implies that the equestrian economy takes into account the afterlife. I love it
That chapter name.
Couldn’t start reading until I listened to this again.
“You can go to eternal paradise if you give away the money you’re *never going to use again* because you’re *dead* to charity”
“No”
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Most realistic thing I’ve ever written
I feel like he shouldn't be punished for giving to charity to reduce his taxes. That's not IMmorral it's just not a good deed anymore. The other stuff ain't right though.
I like to imagine Granny Smith is riiiight on the knife's edge of dying. Makes it so she can see Death. So she taunts him cause she's still kickin'. She calls all of these a 'near death experience'.
She'd still try to beat his ass, she's from the South.
I LOVE IT....IT'S SOOOO REALISTIC !!!!!