WHY did Lyra and Bon-Bon make an art film about naked girls playing chess? This film's secret, uncensored "Director's Cut" explains everything.
A fully authorized but unofficial prequel to EileenSaysHi's "Prench Art Film" (link)
Preread by: Secret Artichoke
Hehe, this was a fun interpretation of how Lyra and Bonnie cobbled their submission together. Good work!
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Of course, the chess player who was recently accused of receiving outside assistance via vibrating technology wasn't accused of placing the technology on himself...
(I was going to post a link to a text-only informational article, but it could be argued that even that wouldn't be safe for work and would therefore be in violation of this site's rules. Search slate.com for the September 15, 2022, article titled "Everything You Could Possibly Want to Know About the Cheating Scandal Roiling the World of Chess.")
The fic speaks for itself.
This clip is not actually the anal beads game; this one happened some week earlier in possibly the stupidest format ever (the players played online, despite sitting in the same room). The famous vibrating game was a regular game.
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Well, in that case, I'm all caught up with it altogether: in my opinion, these allegations are indeed questionable to a fault; after all, no one normal, especially one so committed to the world of chess, would resort to marital aids on the path to victory.
This made me laugh.
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Yeah, the anal beads thing was conceived by two guys in the chat during Eric "Chessbrah" Hansen's stream, iirc. Still,
Hans isn't exactly the most stable individual.
https://m.Also, why did Hans spend $1000 on Uber Eats? Because for him, every day is a cheat day.
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Wait, are y'all telling me I can cheat at chess with a buttplug? Where do I sign for this? (do people even play chess professionally in Netherlands?)
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Before WWII Max Euwe was the world champion, now two best Dutch grandmasters are Anish Giri (who's kinda a memelord) and Jorden van Foreest. There's also a prestigious chess tournament in Wijk aan Zee around January.
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Chess is very much a global sport.
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Whatever happened to keeping it T-Rated...!
Heh, okay, now I'm REALLY glad I read the original first, otherwise I would have been SO confused here!
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Don't test me...
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With what? The method of cheating?
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Your choice of words; after all, I was trying to keep it clean...
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Well, apparently that's how the guy cheats at chess...
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Even if that's the case, have some tact...
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On a pony site, a fic about playing chess naked?
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There's something I'd not to want experience irl!
Is she just saying random nonsense or speaking another language I don't know?
Damn, that's long for a film around naked people playing chess!
Which we of course know why.
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She's speaking Prench! I hoped you wouldn't need to know exactly what she was saying, only that she was struggling to say it, but here's a translation anyway. https://translate.google.com/?q=%22Je%20ne...je%20ne%20pense%20pas...um...%22
I'm sorry if this was confusing...or should I say, "Please pardon my Prench?"
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I've seen worse but still enjoyed it, kinda.