No pony could ever dream that some pony refuses to acknowledge their own birthday. Applejack however, always makes herself too drunk to know the date of her own. Then Applebloom comes home and asks why.
Hi, I'm Pinkie! I have two foals with me, and not too many things to eat or drink. I know you don't know me, maybe you do, if you were from Ponyville…but can you maybe you can please please please HELPMEHELPMEHELPME? I need to see my foals safe.