"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Welcome back to the cum zone

23, clop writer for fun. Love pony mouths and rumps. Don't take these too seriously.

I'm like a god in cervine clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my antler tips.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

Heyo. I'm the alt of a writer you may know. I write super weird shit here. Ratings off because Celestia forbid any of this gets featured. This account will only post, not follow or rate.

I draw the candy-colored horsies

No Thinkies Only Stinkies~

I'm here to write fanfics and love ponies, mostly love the ponies. But writing fanfics is still good.

Dolphin Mad Scientist. Also, respect trans people.

She/her. I write about horses. If you want to support me, consider getting a commission.

Sometimes i write things. Occasionally it's something worth posting. I'm happy to hear suggestions, but i can't promise anything. Still, if an idea bites me...

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Pithy Statement

Greetings, fellow bronies! My alias for writing is Bass Canon, and she is my own creation. I tend to go from the family friendly slice-of-life stories to very fetishy adult stories.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

The Rouge Dash guy. Roll with it. NSFW account.

trig is an idiot

Enjoy the smut! It’s all I post (even if I’m not consistent with when I do). I don't do commissions, but I’m always happy to hear ideas and take kinky requests!

Passion for movies, cartoons, anime and Pokémon.

I can almost see the wizard through the curtains.

The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.

Singer, entrepreneur, dreamer, nerd, occasional author, and very proud of all of it.

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

I think that I'm Tom Cruise

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Original Works. It was a good run.

It's Complicated

All the clop, all the time.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

who me

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

[Remember to write one of those short profile bio things]

I´m what happens, if you have a great libido and too much time on your hands. And yes that also includes fapping...

Heehee! Hi! I'm just your ordinary mare who enjoys a good story or two~ Mostly I write stories for my lovely Feather Dancer, but sometimes I'm willing to share with you guys. ;)