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PatchworkPoltergeist


Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I swear I'm gonna write a story based on this

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Ficlet: "The Kid In Room 8-C" (also proof that Patch is still alive) · 10:20pm Yesterday

The twins approach with an easy, casual confidence. Bold enough to entice curiosity, friendly enough to ease the most suspicious and paranoid of ponies.

"Pardon us, young filly," the brother with the mustache begins, "but we couldn't help but notice you out here and we couldn't help wondering--"

"--are you lost?" the clean-shaven brother finishes.

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PatchworkPoltergeist, author of Menace to Propriety and Diminishing Returns, thinks that my story, Mayor, gives Tiara depth?

Iʼm honored. Truly.

Thank you ever so much for your interest in my story, Mayor and putting it in your shelf.

This song makes me think you should do a Diamond Tiara story set ten years after "Menace to Propriety:"

All I ever prayed for, every day
Was to resent my mother in a regular way!

(Alternately, Luster Dawn finally accepts her sociopathic cult-leading mom for who she is)

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I don't remember writing this but i agree with 4 AM me

hi i just wanted to say i think you are one of the best writers on here, i have read Silver Standard like 4 times entirely even though it's boring and i have no attention span because it's great, ruined every other story focused on silver spoon for me

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