Howdy, I’m Burt.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I've been creeping around this site for years. You just didn't know it.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Avatar from the amazing Red-X-Bacon

A sick mind further poisoned by the internet. Pay him no mind, lest you are wrapped into his dark fantasy.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Multi-year long lurker, finally decided to show up.

Forget not that I am a derp.

why finish a story when i could start three more

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

I read-consume yes-yes! I maybe write yes-yes! I talk narrate! I-I draw paint! (You can find me as Zlagg1 on twitter)

Just some Fanfic fan that perpetually has his stories in the planning stages (I swear I'll start writing them some day, honest!).

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

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Overthinking his own stories since 1985 (actually 2006)

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I do be writing. You do be reading. Read fics/updates early and vote on what I write here: https://www.patreon.com/Ebonyglow

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Fanfic Reader, Voice Actor, Narrator, and Artist

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

The amazing rper and writer Catrrro: Deviantart for all my writing- https://www.deviantart.com/catroscreativecorner

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Life is just a coincidence, that's what Mother Nature and Auntie Evolution taught us.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't