"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

That one guy who writes twenty stories, and doesn't update any of them.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

xxx

A calm collective individual who loves a lot of things, but can be difficult to deal with, and wants help with my stories.

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

The only thing Purple Pony likes more than purple is her purple mane. It is just so purple that Purple Pony adores it.

I tell lies for money.

A Warning to Others

Be Gay, Do Witchcraft.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

honk HONK honk

If men find out we can shape-shift they are going to tell the church

When all's said and done, at the end of the day we're all just nerds sitting on a boat, praying it doesn't crash and sink.

Just a girl who like ponies not much else to say...Oh that Twilight is best pony and Sunset is best human, also Skystar is a cutie and Captain Celaeno is best pirate birb. Bingo Bongo see you later :3

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Civil Engineer with a degree in social ecology (understanding environmental analysis, criminal justice, and psychology/sociology). MLP fan since 2012, with a loving encouraging wife.

Card game enthusiast, overambitious writer, Jeskai tempomancer, and general nerd of various kinds. Check out my works if you like adventure, card games, crossovers, or other random happenings.

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

I came here to read awesome stories, post mediocre ones, and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum. Well, actually, I never had any gum in the first place, but you get the idea.

I'm not really Pinkie ;) But Pinkie is best pony.

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

I live on a farm of plotbunnies.

This ain't as easy as I make it look.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

A Cruel And Terrible Crustacean

Just a silly, glowing changeling OC that likes stories that involve ponies kissing, as well as 'other' things.

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the Moon"

Gay bug with a fondness for writing. Been around since 2018. I like sci-fi, and I am a very big bird fan. Still trying to get back into writing, though MLP fanfiction seems out of my grasp now.

I just want to make my friends smile, smile, smile!

How does a hamster write fanfic?

Recently joined the madness at far too old of an age. Let's see what nonsense I can contribute...

Knitter of epic yarns.

Hey guys! It's me, Discord!

I got my left eye on you!

You are going to LOVE ME!

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.