“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”
"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.
A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
I'm not a very prolific writer, but I'll try my best to be one worth reading. Constructive critism and advice will always be welcome. Thank you for your time.
I'm just your typical, 32 year old Michigander brony and Batman-obsessionist.
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!
A llama free of the distressing pungency so common among its fellows.
I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.
I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.
Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).
Tiny humans. You are small. I crush. Crush like bugs. Voltswagon Bugs. Smaaaallllll.
Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.
"If you've never had Cassius review your story...think carefully because it is a haunting experience that will scar you for life." -Cold in Gardez
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
Writer and Project Lead for Then the Shadows Whisper, FiM Fiction Enthusiast and Reviewer, Lover of Ponies