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Admiral Biscuit


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May
1st
2024

Hooray Hooray · 10:23am Last Wednesday

Hooray hooray the first of May


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The sun in shining, the birds are chirping, the weather is warm. I found my lawnmower and it still runs, so I got some of the yard mowed, too.

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Bios!:
"he’s an admiral. he outranks Lorem Faucet." —Posh
I'm just a humble squirrel, toiling through a boring life, and writing about magical pastel ponies.
The hard life pegasus among stupid bipedal cornstalk.
Ponies are for hugging, not yelling.
Axe body spray: confusing ponies since 1983.
"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."
Saint Admiral Biscuit, Patron Saint of Kirin
Life sucks, cuddle a pony, that’s therapy
Admiral Biscuit and the Horse Marines

I'm a little older than most bronies, but perhaps no wiser.
I'm detail obsessed. If I was one of the mane 6, I'd be Twilight.*
I work a blue-collar job during the day (with a blue shirt, even), and on the weekends I work at group homes.
When I'm not writing, I'm acting or practicing swordplay.
I'm terrible at bios.

I strive to maintain an open dialogue on all my stories and on my userpage; however, Comments that use inappropriate language or are inflammatory may be deleted at my discretion. Keep it civil, folks.

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*even the pony personality test agrees!
Twilight Sparkle

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It's why I ask it with such frequency. Pure curiosity. The range of answers is astonishing.

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The most philosophical sentence that I've read or heard all month.
One of those questions that causes you to lay awake at night pondering it.

What if you were a horse?

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Finally got a chance to give it a read . . .

I think since Midnight is working at the junkyard, it'd qualify for the contest. At this point I'm not sure it's one that I'd blog about (the rating leaves me wondering where it's gonna go).

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I'll give it a read and let you know what I think :heart:

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Aug
4th
2013

Science! · 2:56pm Aug 4th, 2013

So, in the interest of determining how much ponies actually weigh, I decided to conduct an experiment.

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