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Ellery Quinn


Name's Ellery! Feel free to look around!

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  • 173 weeks
    Never split the party

    https://youtu.be/waa2ucfgVgQ

    One of my favorite songs.

    I relate with the wizard in the song as my second and favorite character (I got bored of doing a country hick fighter) was a smart, but brash, and oblivious elven wizard who acted like a moody teenager, who toasted her party with a 30 foot fireball in a 20 by 20 foot room (wisdom was her dump stat, unusual for an elf).

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  • 187 weeks
    Mystery Science Theater 3000

    I know that this probably won't be read till my story is published, but I simply wanted to talk about mst3k, as I have recently discovered it.

    In case you haven't heard of it, i'll paste the theme lyrics (the netflix reboot as this show's intro has changed.) as they give the basic premise.

    In the not-too-distant future
    Next Sunday, A.D.
    There was a guy named Jonah

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Oct
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 5:32pm Oct 23rd, 2020

I know that this probably won't be read till my story is published, but I simply wanted to talk about mst3k, as I have recently discovered it.

In case you haven't heard of it, i'll paste the theme lyrics (the netflix reboot as this show's intro has changed.) as they give the basic premise.

In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Jonah
Not too different from you or me



He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit
A distress call came in for him at half-past noon
That's when an evil woman trapped him on the dark side of the moon




I'll send him cheesy movies
The worst I can find (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind (la la la)




Now keep in mind that Jonah can't control
When the movies begin or end (la la la)
So he'll have to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends




Robot Roll Call
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Crooooow!




If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la)
Then repeat to yourself "It's just a show
I should really just relax"



For Mystery Science Theater 3000!

It is quite a silly show... and might give you an idea of my taste in humor. I mean, what kind of scientist forces someone to watch bad movies in an attempt to find one that drives them insane?


I hope that you enjoy my story's brand of humor as eclectic as it may seem.

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