Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 5:32pm Oct 23rd, 2020
I know that this probably won't be read till my story is published, but I simply wanted to talk about mst3k, as I have recently discovered it.
In case you haven't heard of it, i'll paste the theme lyrics (the netflix reboot as this show's intro has changed.) as they give the basic premise.
In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Jonah
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit
A distress call came in for him at half-past noon
That's when an evil woman trapped him on the dark side of the moon
I'll send him cheesy movies
The worst I can find (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind (la la la)
Now keep in mind that Jonah can't control
When the movies begin or end (la la la)
So he'll have to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends
Robot Roll Call
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Crooooow!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la)
Then repeat to yourself "It's just a show
I should really just relax"
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
It is quite a silly show... and might give you an idea of my taste in humor. I mean, what kind of scientist forces someone to watch bad movies in an attempt to find one that drives them insane?
I hope that you enjoy my story's brand of humor as eclectic as it may seem.