As you enter Sugar Cube Corner, you are immediately assailed from all sides by the most delicious aromas. Cakes of all shapes and sizes are spread out on the shop’s counter, covered in tempting cream and chocolate and marzipan.
As you are the Brony Hero, you take a chocolate éclair and munch on it thoughtfully as you bang your fist on the counter shouting for attention. Finally a head pops around the kitchen door. Your heart sinks – it is not Pinkie Pie, but Mrs Cake.
“Oh hi Brony Hero!” she smiles happily as she wanders into the main section of the shop. “What can we do for you here at our humble cake store?”
“Eugh!” You feel slightly queasy as you look at the rotund Mrs Cake waddling towards you. “I was actually hoping to see Pinkie Pie.” You place your hand over your eyes so you can avoid staring at her.
“Oh, Pinkie’s about somewhere!” Mrs Cake peers about the room as if Pinkie might spring out of nowhere. Which she might. “Pinkie!” she trills out loud. “Pinkie, there’s a visitor for you!”
There’s no response. You stand uncomfortably in front of Mrs Cake as you wait for a pink bundle of fun that never arrives. “Oh,” Mrs Cake frowns. “She should be here, do you want to look for her?”
You take a fistful of cake from a nearby sponge and push it into your mouth as you consider your options.
What will you do?
Search for Pinkie Pie
Leave and explore Ponyville
I shall Explore for the Fabled Pinkie pie!
i mean hey, what could she possibly be doing?
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Somehow cupcakes are going to be involved...
Yep. I'm seeing cupcakes, cupcakes everywhere. Where's Dashie, I wonder?
Pinkie's missing, and there's no Rainbow Dash option...I can see where this is probably going.
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and what a dick, just taking their stuff without asking or paying! Who's he think he is, Link?
So no Dashie and there's a missing Pinkie. I'm scared to look for her but out of curiosty I will search any way I mean it's not like she'd turn the 'Brony Hero of Equstria' into cupcakes.
Mrs Cake is fat?
Man this brony hero is an total jackass he steals food says mrs Cake is fat
Urg im so happy he dies so easy
Why is there no "seduce Mrs. Cake" option?
514401 Comparing her to other ponies in the show, I'd say yes, she does appear to be quite a bit rounder than most.
I'm hoping Pinkie will turn him into cupcakes...
Um... I'm afraid finding pinkie will kill me... like finding rarity...
518898 I know, right?
> bang your first
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Oops, thanks!
I would hate to be this guy. I mean seriously, Mrs. Cake would be such a delight to meet!
Fuck.
What an ass, there's nothing wrong with Mrs. Cake! Besides, she's married. What about you, Mr. Brony Hero? Well, I'm off to get this guy turned into cupcakes, as I'm fairly certain that's where this is going
P.S.: Don't misinterpret this post, I'm actually loving this. This is all a joke, after all
Hmmm.....I'll look for pinkie pie
I could imagine that!
I almost puked from laughter. This story is the work of a genius.
This story is so incredibly stupid that I am impressed. I love this! The guy is so arrogant, which is certainly not how I would act. And I happen to like Mrs. Cake! I can't stop laughing at this story!
I really hope this guy gets made into cupcakes! I mean... Did I say that out loud?
Okay, I'm done. It was good while it lasted, but this guy is my polar opposite. When not hiding behind my computer screen, my personality is something in between Twilight and Fluttershy. The quiet guy with his books as company. (well books and my laptop.)
Wtf screw you Brony Hero! Plump is cute too, ya pig! :V
BOO!!!
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Yes. He does think he's Link
I Pinkie would want to be found, she would had been already appeared.
Better don't stress my luck.
Log 17:
Why is Pinkie Pie MIA? I must find her.
SEARCH FOR PINKIE OF COURSE!