Just an introvert who likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I also like to write MLP fanfiction. Twilight Sparkle is my favorite pony.
Starlight is bored, and it's a beautiful day. She decides to go hang out with Trixie to figure out what to do. Pinkie shows up and after talking for a little bit, they decide it's a perfect day to ponynap Twilight.
I am not a comedy writer. I wrote this for fun and for the sake of writing it.
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Oh dear Lord.
Wait, what?
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Yes.
It's open ended.
I SO want to see what happens next! Somepony has some 'splaining to do!
Wait ... why would TWILIGHT have a magic inhibitor ring? And how did she know Trixie has a gag? ... Oh Twilight, you devious filly.
Please tell me that there is a sequel on the way
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I have to second that
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Well, it wasn't planned, but I might be able to come up with something...
then she twilighted her right in the twilight with her twilight behind her back
Teasing aside, this story was hilarious!
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i feel like you icon would make for good cover art for the story
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I could see that...
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I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Also, fixed. Thank you for pointing that out.
I recommend you to do a sequel but kinaping rainbow, this didnt end well, so take it a first exercise un kinaping, and now the girls will do a better job with rainbow, or rarity, or applejack, perhaps you could do other sequels for the girls or princesess, and ir shining armor, etc, that could be fun :D
Also, shouldn't the title say "How to Ponynap a Bookhorse"?.
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That sounds kind of like a fun idea...
And I'm using Bookhorse as a substitute Twilight's name, rather than a description of her... I think it is correct this way. ("How to Ponynap
TwilightBookhorse" sounds better than "How to Ponynap aTwilightBookhorse." Or at least I think so.)8576196
A sequel could be fun.
Well, you succeeded in making me laugh, so congratulations. If there are any Leverage fans here, there's a great 'does this rag smell like chloroform' joke in that show too. And, not to be that guy, but first paragraph should have 'enjoyable' rather than 'enjoying.' Fun read.
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Fixed, thanks!
I'm glad you enjoyed it and got a laugh out of it!
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Well. That escalated quickly.
If you're going to ponynap Twilight, at least try to make it look like changelings did it.
It's official now: It will go wrong in every way possible.
And since Pinkie Pie is involved, even in some impossible pays.
Ponies always seem to choose "rock" for some reason...
And I enjoyed reading this.
Good work!
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This is brilliant! But who will be the judge to see who enslaved Ponyvilel better..? Celestia? Luna? No... neither of them have that kind of experience... Tirek? No, he'd destroy everything... Chrysalis? No... she was a terrible ruler. Wait, I know! Sombra can be the judge since he enslaved the Crystal Empire!
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That could work!
As long as they offer him enough Crystals...
This song describes how I feel about practical jokes
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=pmv+weird+al+lyrics+larry&&view=detail&mid=C9742D985690E60D3982C9742D985690E60D3982&&FORM=VDRVRV
For humans, with 3 everyone puts out either 2 or 3 fingers. Odd one out is it. Wouldn't work with Ponies, though.
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Let's be Evil had a similar but not same concept around the mane six playing at being villains. Could be interesting to make a current season version of a "which hero is the better villain concept" focusing on taking over a town like Trixie or Starlight did.
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That was a pretty good story. I read it a while ago, but I kind of forgot about it until you reminded me of it.
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To be honest I did too. I had to Google "fimfiction mane six try to be villains" to remember the name.
Why do I get the feeling that what Twilight did to Starlight would require this story to be rated M?
So, awkward...
Maybe I'm twisted but I imagined Twilight waking up and wondering why the kidnapping happened ahead of time this week, and where's the fuzzy handcuffs she usually gets
This...this is disturbing on sooooo many levels, and I ought to be really appalled by it...
....so why was I in the floor laughing like a hyena??? No, scratch that...a pack of hyenas.
Also:
...How the hell was that even successful???! Honestly, Twilight...don't you have any sense?!
Great story!
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I really should write a sequel to this. I've hard the start of an idea in mind since about two weeks after I published this, but I've just never gotten around to it.
But the real question is how does Twilight know what chloroform smells like?
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Absolutely! I would love to see a sequel!!!
And yes...how does Twilight know what it smells like?
Cap. (Part of her stage name)
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Cap (Proper name of the building).
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Cap (name of forest)
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That is something that would be fun to know.
Fascinating bit of trivia: we have been lied to about the effects of chloroform. It apparently takes roughly 5 min to knock someone out with it, similar to the various gasses we use for general anesthesia. So if someone does ask if something smells like chloroform you could actually offer your opinion on the scent, the wisdom of doing so is questionable.
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That is fascinating! But now I have questions. First, how would one know what chloroform smells like? Second, I'm presuming that it can take so long because the chemical has to enter the bloodstream and travel to the brain in sufficient quantities to result in a knockout. Do you know if this is correct?
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Unless you’ve worked with the stuff or were curious enough to go through the advanced chemistry to make a batch it’s unlikely many people would actually know what it smells like. As for the bloodstream, I assume so but am not sure. The article I read mostly focused on the historical uses in anesthesia and why it isn’t used for such any more. Evidently unlike ether it had a great deal of side effects. Drinking any amount is lethal and it can cause respiratory problems if you don’t get enough oxygen with it. Fascinatingly enough it also has a place in the Darwin Awards, as one winner used a rag soaked in the stuff to help his insomnia, he relied on his wife to take the rag away after he had fallen asleep, after a major argument (he had cheated on her if I recall correctly) he went to take a nap and she didn’t remove the rag, claiming she wasn’t aware he was napping.
Wait for just a second, if her answer before she was going to be cut off was "Yes, Pinkie, that smells like chloroform" Then that opens a can of worms as to how she knew what chloroform smelt like.
Lol, that moment was hilarious, though
Now I really want to know how you know what it smells like... what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO, TWILIGHT?!
Oh ho no ho...