Anon and Co. go out for dinner to have some good vibes and even gooder pizza. His friends were prepared for a wonderful outing, that’s not what they got.
Or, Anon is a full grown man who refuses to eat the crust from pizza and gets his comeuppance.
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Pizza crusts are free breadsticks.
Change my mind.
10482258
I do love me some breadsticks
high iq story tbh
10482270
I fear what you consider low iq
We should poison all the pizza in the world and put the antidote in the crust to get rid of all the weaklings.
I don't get modern memes.
Then again, I didn't get old memes either. Oh god I'm a boomer!
10482369
You might just be the smartest human alive with that good of an idea
CALL THE PONY POLICE
Dude I started to roll my pizzas in rolls so all me toppings and meat surround the crust its the best fucking way to eat a pizza if its not crunchy enough or if your a pussy and dont like crust.
Garlic sauce and pizza crust is a little known delicacy, and one I try and press others to try at every opportunity.
I'm your #1 fan now, buddy. No take backs.
Hmmm
These stories are the cure to the depression I don't have, but might someday get.... So this will be my depression vaccine.
10482770
I’m my own #1 fan. You’ll have to take second place, I’m sorry but those are the rules.
I hate pizza crust. It's often like a disgusting piece of rotten cardboard.
10483712
You’re lucky I’m not a man of my word. Or you’d be blocked so hard right now.
Yep, I don't blame Fluttershy what so ever.
For me it is stuffed crust or very thin crust, anything else goes in the trash. I mean, noone is upset when someone removes the crust from their sandwich and tosses it out, right?....R-right?
Best frakin' line.
And yes, people who don't eat the crust are WEAK and must be shamed.
How can people not like crust? Its perfect for dipping in your favorite sauce! 🍕
I always eat my crust along with other things That are often overlooked, Ends Pieces of bread loafs, the apple core, orange peels (depends on the type of orange) and....Lemon flesh. I eat the entire lemon, not just drinking the freshly squeezed juice, I have a high tolerance to sour things.
He doesn't eat the crust?
Steel his kneecaps.
I'm not sure what inspired these meme fics, but I want to send your muse a tasteful gift basket as thanks.
Also crusts are for sipping in cheese sauce.
Maybe ranch if you're bored.
Anon might not be
but the writer might be
10489791
I dip it in my Red Marinara Sauce.
I don't just eat the crust, I pick the bread out with my finger, eat that, then eat the rest. I have a very particular preference there.
I ain't got time in my life to eat the pizza bones.
Unless they're stuffed
Pretty sure a single use of the word "fucking" would be ok for a Teen rating.
10500749
bones? BONES?
I'm sorry good sir but crusts are not bones. the main pizza itself is bones.
Oh come on, Rarity. At least you and the others got what you wanted in the end.
10482258
Depends on the pizza place. Pizza Hut's crusts are amazing, the absolute best. Others... kind of hit or miss.
10502859
Uhhhhhh.........
If a pizza doesn't have a crust then it is an ABOMINATION
10482575
This isn't bullsh*t, you damn heathen
I'm slightly sorry.
Me and Anon can start a "We Don't Eat Pizza Crust" club.
I eat my crusts because I dislike wasting food, but I say that anyone that insists that someone else should eat their crusts are the ones that are childish.
Let people have have their culinary preferences, damn it!
Unless they're stuffed crusts. Eat your damned stuffed crusts.
10524468
There is no way to change a scientific proven fact....
Guys who don't eat pizza crust close the fridge with their hips.
I'm guilty on both ends of the spectrum.
If you don't want your crust, at least let me eat it instead of wasting food..
I don't care about your germs, food is food.
10486145
who tf eats apple cores? please tell me you don't eat the seeds.
not eating the crust is bad, but my sister is worse. She pulls the toppings and cheese off, and just eats the bread. Like wtf?!
10605927
No of course not, are ya crazy, the seeds contain small amounts of cyanide
The crust is a vehicle of extra sauce delivery.
The crusts are delicious boomerangs of flavor. Get some marinara with your order or garlic butter with your order and by golly we gonna have a PARTY.
The strongest eat the pizza crust. Those don't shall perish.
Doesn’t like pizza crust?
open his sciatic nerve cavity and fill it with hydrochloric acid
10613390
What about folks that love eating thick pizza crust?
Aka, me. Seriously, it's so crunchy and delicious.
The crust is holy
10482264
I find it strange that when I was younger, I hated pizza, but absolutely ADORED the crust.
Does that make me stronk or weak?