- Look Twilight, you have another follower! AND you're the first to enter a comment on his home page! EVEN BETTER!
- Hoo boy, all this attention is great, but... not to sound weird, I just don't know anything about being popular.
- Oh Twilight, you're so sweet! Even if you're a big liar-liar pants on fire!
- ... come again?
- Precisely! Why, after all the clop fics I've read with you being brutally gang-banged by leather-clad stallions AND mares, I'd say it's pretty obvious you're quite the "attention whore"! Get it!?
- Pinkie! That is gross and COMPLETELY untrue! Those are ADULT stories on this site dreamed up by SICK, DEMENTED people! It's just stupid FICTION!
- Oh silly, I'm not talking about FIMFiction! I'm talking about your DIARY entries!
- ...
- Aw, she's cute when she twitches. Thanks for the watch, cromt!
- Look Twilight, you have another follower! AND you're the first to enter a comment on his home page! EVEN BETTER!
- Hoo boy, all this attention is great, but... not to sound weird, I just don't know anything about being popular.
- Oh Twilight, you're so sweet! Even if you're a big liar-liar pants on fire!
- ... come again?
- Precisely! Why, after all the clop fics I've read with you being brutally gang-banged by leather-clad stallions AND mares, I'd say it's pretty obvious you're quite the "attention whore"! Get it!?
- Pinkie! That is gross and COMPLETELY untrue! Those are ADULT stories on this site dreamed up by SICK, DEMENTED people! It's just stupid FICTION!
- Oh silly, I'm not talking about FIMFiction! I'm talking about your DIARY entries!
- ...
- Aw, she's cute when she twitches. Thanks for the watch, cromt!