Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.
I'm just an avarage guy that got introduced into mlp through a youtube video I never knew about it until then and I started watching the series and I got hooked on vinyl scratch and fimfic
The collective might of some of TwiDash's most powerful (and spastic) authors.
TPOT for short. Uhh... What do normal people put in here?
Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!
Ship first. Ask questions while shipping. Source
"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats
If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
Policy for stories: finish first, publish later. Well, except for my first one. That was a...shall we say, experiment.
Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.
(She/her) Nothing says happy birthday like summoning the spirits of your dead relatives
I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."
Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.
A pool boy by trade. A rocker at heart. A writer by soul. And not afraid to show my face.
For some reason you are looking at my profile page right about now. I'm not sure why, but you can tell me if you want.
I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.