I HATE HATERS THEY SOULD GET A LIFE AND STOP HATING
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
Now that I have your attention, you may not leave anymore. What's that? Fine. Go. I didn't even want to keep you here anyways.
Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.
"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen
I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
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