"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

what

I'm not gonna be so indulgent. It doesn't count unless THEY assuage my personal nostalgia FOR me.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Like, the master of recursive fanfics, or something. Cha!

Late-blooming fan with way too many story ideas in his head. Have written before, but this is my first serious foray into the world of fan-fiction.

A Plague Rat

Master of Mayhem, Mirth, and Mania, call me Mal Masque, Writer of the Weird and Wonderful

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

The drugs were beginning to wear off...

I'm an old sourpuss.

i am but a silly college student who loves cute little ponies! :0

Just a simple pegasister who likes world building.

I didn't write any of that.

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Voice actor and writer.

"This first step onto the planet of Mars is brought to you by a cooperation between NASA and SpaceX. And now, a special thanks to our sponsors: Red Bull, Nike, Ford, Pepsi, Hasbro, Starbucks, Coke..."

Forget not that I am a derp.

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

We're screwed and life will never get better...but in the meantime, get your free pony garbage over here!

Horrifically Fun

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just an MLP supporter with loads of ideas trying to improve my writing through fan fiction!

Anything can be awesome when it's made of Lego.

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?