Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

Something-something horse narrations.

Vacant Tawna stare. || Harshwinny's loving husband.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Mostly harmless.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

space is a waste

I read. I write. I edit. I Twidash. But above all else, I'm just a regular guy. Shoot me a PM if you have a question.

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams